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Offline Aaron
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« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2001, 07:28:57 PM »
I don\'t know...
I have a hard time believing it, though the ZOE case says it\'s rated M. Maybe I\'m wrong.

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« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2001, 07:56:14 PM »
i don\'t know its not so far fetched - why else put the posters in the game really if snake wont interact with them in some kind of way

but i think its funny regardless
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« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2001, 07:59:40 PM »
Well, I believe you now, as April\'s Fool day is behind. That is the first thing I\'m going to seek for and try when I get my Zoe this friday! Incredible! I love those small details they put into the games ( so called \'easter eggs\' ), and I\'m quite sure we haven\'t found everything yet! :)

If the demo is so detailed already, how detailed will the final version be?

I can... hardly.... wait...
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« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2001, 09:56:27 PM »
we should\'ve known the masturbating thing was in it when otacon said at the beginning: the private sector\'s not so bad, is it? Privacy guaranteed!
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2001, 03:21:44 AM »
Well heres another thing when u play MGS1 and u knock out that 1st guy and steal his clothes if u lay down and zoom in with something u can c his bottom or some part in the game there is a dude taking a pi$$ and when u choke him his penis flops out with a censored patch over it but once again if u zoom in on it when he turns around and spots u can also c his penis but its all bad details

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« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2001, 04:02:04 AM »
Lol, this thread is sick. :)

I guess there\'s a reason he\'s called "Solid Snake" :D
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« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2001, 04:10:26 AM »
i wonder what happens if a gaurd notices one of the poster ?

Will he Join in, with a little pink rifle Target practice ?

i say this because i have notice if you disturbe things like shash plates or leave locker doors open, gaurds will notice and react !.

maybe ill try that one when i get home.
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« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2001, 05:51:36 AM »
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Originally posted by Samwise
Lol, this thread is sick. :)

I guess there\'s a reason he\'s called "Solid Snake" :D


What about Liquid Snake:D?

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« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2001, 06:15:04 AM »
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Originally posted by Unicron!


What about Liquid Snake:D?


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« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2001, 09:06:10 AM »
how about....revolver ocelot!
he sounds like he\'ll shoot his sperm right through the door!!!j/k
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2001, 09:07:15 AM »
you could perhaps even think of vulcan raven that way!
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2001, 11:15:20 AM »
Poor Ninja (Grey Fox) lost most of his human parts.

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« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2001, 02:37:32 PM »
ugghh, i just read this thread an im sorry but its sick, everyone in this thread are all men, and were taling about privates and sperm and shooting...ughhh!

sick sick bastards lmao
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« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2001, 03:26:46 PM »
I think this thread has gone far enough. Keep your Snake fantasies to yourselves please.

 

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