That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...

Aaron, I can\'t believe you closed that thread... it\'s not an April Fool\'s joke...  people just try it out, you have to stand close to the picture and look at it and then contact Otacon...

Anyways, just need to keep that thread going because it\'s not a joke... I wouldn\'t even joke you because it\'s not April Fool\'s anymore.

What??You mean its really exists in the game?

Can someone post a movie?

Yes, it actually exists in the game... I first tried it on the 31st... at first I couldn\'t get it to work because I was standing too far away, but I can 100% guarantee you it works.

[edit : ack, spelling]

you guys it is true, i tried it earlier today, sure i was sceptical but it actually works, i pmed aaron telling him it really works, IT WORKS GUYS its not an april fools joke,a dn its pretty funny as well. if im lieing you can ban me, thats how serious i am

HAHAHA UBELEIVABLE!!!
KOJIMA SURE HAS LOTS OF HUMOR:)

Poor snake cant have his private moments..

I wonder what would have happened next if Otacon didnt corrupt him:)

Snake\'s ass wasn\'t as round in the first game. Musta been all them C-rations...

There\'s somethin funny going on at KCEJ.
I think Yoji Shinkawa is the kinky factor here, the evidence : 1. ZOE ; the robots with the pointy ****pits between their legs.

2. Snake\'s outfit. look at his back ; almost looks as if Snake is wearing a (females)corsette.

3. And now this masturbation joke.

I think Shinkawa is the naughty guy here.
BTW I wouldn\'t mind Core Design to implement something like that in the next Tomb Raider.
(picture Lara...) lol :nut:
Knotter8

Go into a locker that has a poster on the door.  Then, look down at the girl and go into First Person mode. You\'ll have to have your volume turned way up on your TV if you want to hear what happens.

Thanks to Majorgamer, PS2Web for this piece of info.

doesnt he thro a kiss at the picture, i knew about that one but i didnt bother saying anything

Originally posted by unknown
doesnt he thro a kiss at the picture, i knew about that one but i didnt bother saying anything

Nope

if you get into a locker with one of the posters, if you hold R1 while looking at the poster, he\'ll make smooching nosies and then you hear a kiss, this is also true, but not a big deal as the masturbation thing PEACE!

Well if you are in the locker with the pic, and you crouch down, then if you go into first person mode, he does throw a kiss.  It\'s pretty funny.  I can\'t believe they put so much into the game concerning those pictures.

That\'s really stretching it to say he\'s masturbating. Yeah he\'s making a weird face, but...

I can\'t wait to see what other little "specials" Konami is going to include in the final game.  I wonder how Snake will react to the unconscience Olga...

Originally posted by Aaron
That\'s really stretching it to say he\'s masturbating. Yeah he\'s making a weird face, but...

Well, based on what Otacon was saying (and how he said it), I would think that Snake really was doin\' it solo-style.