Omfg I Can\'t Believe This. Read Read!

Originally posted by CygnusXI
How come I can\'t poop in my pants while wearing adult diapers, I\'m deprived of warm squishy.

LMAO! Classic!

Originally posted by CygnusXI


My back hurts from having to bend down sooooo low to get a drink from those handicap accesible drinking fountains.

Any others??

how true how true

here are some:

why can\'t i play in cardboard boxes it won\'t hurt the homeless\' feelings

why can\'t i ride the little moto chair in the grocery store - i am tired of walking too

i am tired of people stepping on the ground the ground has feelings too

why is it ok for babies to suck on boobs and not me - i always get slapped

I\'m tired of people farting into their chairs. The chairs have asthma. Why do people slowly burn cigarettes to death? DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THAT IS? And when you bastards wash your hands, you are PERPRETRATING GENOCIDE on those harmless little germ colonies? WHAT THE HELL DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU? They didn\'t even get to your hands by choice! YOU filthy saps touch everything and KIDNAP germs from their rightful homes, only to deport them to the bathroom sink and kill 99.9 percent of them with the death camps of Dove hand soap. YOU HANDWASHING NAZIS DISGUST ME. DIE, EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.