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« on: June 22, 2001, 07:55:36 AM »
I\'ll just let you see for yourself.
Click the link:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/19875.html

Unbelievable.
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2001, 08:13:00 AM »
I think the end of the world is coming,
repent!!! :D

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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2001, 08:28:29 AM »
They should be grateful....... they can play even with no legs.
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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2001, 08:53:20 AM »
why do people not want free mini--games?
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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2001, 08:59:47 AM »
I just fu@Xing hate Political correctness. :D
some of this sh!t never makes any sense,
What is next? You won\'t be able to drink alcohol in a restaurant? :D cause it might disturb some point-dexter mofo?

Damn, i\'m in a bad mood. :D

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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2001, 09:09:31 AM »
For the next version, they could always show a picture of someone gettin blown up when you loose! I love p!ssing people like this off!
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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2001, 09:53:01 AM »
i swear why is it that the goverment has to catter to everyones needs -if i was microsoft i would be like shove and shut up
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2001, 10:20:15 AM »
:nut: hey, i never thought of it that way but thinking about it, it is kind of sadistic but still a great time-waster:nut:
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2001, 10:38:19 AM »
Oh no!

I think Microsoft\'s Paint is mocking those with no hands, or talent to draw! And it was included with the beta-version of Windows XP ( I believe ). But they will still have enough time to remove it! The replacement should be Mouth-Paint, wich would automatically draw you a picture along the parametres you enter.

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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2001, 11:31:03 AM »
Actually, windows and the internet in general have been found to be insulting to blind people - take our main forum for example and some of the thread names; "Look at these FFX pics" -  I can understand why the blind, just like those who work with Landmines, would be upset.

From 12:00 pm tommorow, the internet will be shut down, and Microsoft will be releasing a braille version of the Windows OS. Apple and Linux will surely follow suit.

Of course, I now understand why Polyphony don\'t include car damage in GT3 - they don\'t want to offend the victims of car accidents.

We\'re all just so insensitive...
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2001, 11:34:58 AM »
no more mario! its making fun of midgets!
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2001, 11:47:31 AM »
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no more mario! its making fun of midgets!


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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2001, 11:47:32 AM »
You know, every 3rd perspective game ( a la Tomb Raider ) should be forbid, as they can hurt those who don\'t have legs to carry them.

Tomb Raider is mocking every fat female. It should be banned.

The only game I don\'t find gripes about is Quake. The player has no legs - and all the player shoots are dead people - and we can make fun of dead people now can we?
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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2001, 11:57:27 AM »
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Actually, windows and the internet in general have been found to be insulting to blind people - take our main forum for example and some of the thread names; "Look at these FFX pics" -  I can understand why the blind, just like those who work with Landmines, would be upset.

From 12:00 pm tommorow, the internet will be shut down, and Microsoft will be releasing a braille version of the Windows OS. Apple and Linux will surely follow suit.

Of course, I now understand why Polyphony don\'t include car damage in GT3 - they don\'t want to offend the victims of car accidents.

We\'re all just so insensitive...


And then on course they\'ll have to release a special Braille Monitor whose screen can change shape to mold the braille dots.

In fact you can buy an early prototype version of the new monitor at http://www.imafreakinretard.com for the low price of $1650.00*!!!




















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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2001, 12:04:35 PM »
Hey!! Let\'s do it in reverse for them!!!

Oooo. I never get to use the handicap toilet, or parking for that matter, I feel so ashamed.

How come I can\'t poop in my pants while wearing adult diapers, I\'m deprived of warm squishy.

My back hurts from having to bend down sooooo low to get a drink from those handicap accesible drinking fountains.

Any others??:)
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