*Donkey walks in a green pasture*
Small Guy with big Breasts (Rob): Hey, whats up baby?
*donkey looks confused*
Rob: Come here, often? I hear its some nice grass...Nice ass...No pun intended...
*donkey looks worried*
Rob: Yeah, so, anyways, I was wondering if you are free and I\'m free...Well, maybe ....
*donkey starts to walk away slowly*
Rob: Hey, don\'t play hard to get.. I just wanted to know if your single and lookin\' for a good time.
*donkey starts to run away*
Rob: Damnit! Come back here! I\'m tired of having to call 1-900 numbers and making the "ladies" make donkey sounds!
*donkey runs away*
Rob: Damn, I lost another one. *cries*
Man dressed in donkey outfit : Hi, Rob. *goes to hug him*
Rob: Argh! Get off me no-One. I told you once, you are not a real donkey and I don\'t want to marry you!
nO-One: You lead me on! I thought we was the real thing!
Rob: I was drunk! You took advantage of me. I was drunk and just lost Betsie, my favorite donkey!
nO-One: Don\'t go there! You are the one who took advantage of me. Sammy just left me and LIC lied to me.
Rob: I am telling you, I have that restraining order for a good reason. Now, you stay away you long haired, donkey dressing freak.
nO-One : Aw, come on baby, you know we can be the real thing. I can change, I can walk on all fours and make donkey sounds.
Rob: *runs away scared*
nO-One: Damn, I lost another one. *cries*
