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Customer: "How do you spell \'Internet America\'? Is there a space between \'inter\' and \'net\'?" Tech Support: "No space between \'inter\' and \'net\'. It\'s spelled normally." Customer: "Ok. A-M-E-R-I-C-K?" Tech Support: "That\'s A-M-E-R-I-C-A." Customer: "I-C-K???" Tech Support: "\'A\' as in apple" Customer: "There\'s no \'K\' in apple!"
Tech Support: "Do you have 3 1/2 inch diskettes?" Customer: "No, I only have 3 of them."
I was in a Walmart store last night and noticed a modem on the shelf labeled "Y2K and MP3" compatible. I laughed that a modem would be labeled "MP3 compatible." A passing customer asked what was so funny, and I pointed to the sign."MP3!" the customer bellowed. "They\'re worried about the year 3000? What the heck do I care if this crap works 1000 years from now!?"