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Offline Bossieman
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« on: November 27, 2001, 10:38:35 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2001, 10:45:47 AM »
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Customer: "How do you spell \'Internet America\'? Is there a space between \'inter\' and \'net\'?"
Tech Support: "No space between \'inter\' and \'net\'. It\'s spelled normally."
Customer: "Ok. A-M-E-R-I-C-K?"
Tech Support: "That\'s A-M-E-R-I-C-A."
Customer: "I-C-K???"
Tech Support: "\'A\' as in apple"
Customer: "There\'s no \'K\' in apple!"



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Tech Support: "Do you have 3 1/2 inch diskettes?"
Customer: "No, I only have 3 of them."


There is tons of them!!!! :laughing:

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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2001, 12:30:52 PM »
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I was in a Walmart store last night and noticed a modem on the shelf labeled "Y2K and MP3" compatible. I laughed that a modem would be labeled "MP3 compatible." A passing customer asked what was so funny, and I pointed to the sign.

"MP3!" the customer bellowed. "They\'re worried about the year 3000? What the heck do I care if this crap works 1000 years from now!?"


HAHAHAHAHA

nice link Bossieman!

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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2001, 08:00:21 AM »
I have to bump this one, comon people read it. its damn funny.

 

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