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« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2002, 04:06:24 PM »
ok before i go to bed here is a quiz... what Console are they talking about here ?

please note thatthe actual name of the company/console is replaced by {blank}

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This system rocks. For Christians this is the unit to get. I know that all of the games are not perfectly family friendly, but of all of the game manufactures, {blank}seems to have the family and family values at the heart of their focus. Hold on now before you get too excited. This time around, {blank}is going to try and shake their "kiddie" image in efforts to make a splash with college kids and young adults. In fact, the cash bovine {blank}, was barely even present at E3. You will see in the coming months, {blank}market games that they would not have in the past. You will also most likely see a marketing campaign that is more gritty. I would not let this detract you all that much for two reasons. First, the other systems will be worse and secondly, {blank} has NEVER marketed their adult titles to kids or anything that kids would typically get their hands on. In fact, you can not even get to them on {blank}.
I respect that.

{blank}, arrogant as always, swaggered its way with lackluster fanfare and limited game titles into the biggest gaming convention in the world during the most pivotal and competitive gaming system generation of all time, and walked away the overwhelming favorite; it didn\'t even break a sweat.


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« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2002, 04:10:14 PM »
heh, its obviously Nintendo:D
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« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2002, 04:12:45 PM »
the very strange thing is that they said that Big N owned E3 2001

Strange i don\'t seam to remember that ?

maybe the Metal Gear Solid 2 trailer shocked the Christian reviewer soo much that he had to be rushed to hospital and was forced to make up what he SAW ;)
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« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2002, 04:35:51 PM »
I am sure these guys are going to heaven but we are going to hell because we play MGS2,DMC,RE etc.

Bah.I see people that go to church and pretend they deticate their lives to God.But they are the biggest hypocrites in the world.They even fool theirselves.

Besides.Isnt it a good thing to kill devils,zombies,satans in games??I mean,hey we many times want to kick satans ass.And we can express this in games.Arent we with the God\'s site?

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« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2002, 04:39:07 PM »
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I am sure these guys are going to heaven but we are going to hell because we play MGS2,DMC,RE etc.

Bah.I see people that go to church and pretend they deticate their lives to God.But they are the biggest hypocrites in the world.They even fool theirselves.

Besides.Isnt it a good thing to kill devils,zombies,satans in games??I mean,hey we many times want to kick satans ass.And we can express this in games.Arent we with the God\'s site?

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too true mate

ii mean if we don\'t keep the virtual Zombie population down then it leaves the Earth open for Attack !

remember Sparta from DMC rebeled against the under world to fight on the side of light !

hmmm just like Angel in the TV series
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« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2002, 04:46:01 PM »
LOL what a cool site. :)

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« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2002, 11:05:07 PM »
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i am shocked that their comments..... i mean i din\'t know we where going to get Mortal Kombat 5 for our PS2\'s :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Er, um, we are.  Late this year.  The Xbox and NGC are getting it too.
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« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2002, 01:43:40 AM »
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Er, um, we are.  Late this year.  The Xbox and NGC are getting it too.


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ooseven burns his PS2 , smashes his PC with a fire AX and shouts .... Ill never play another Game as long as i LIVE :mad:.
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« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2002, 03:27:34 AM »
man these proably the same people who said dbz was santanic and pokemon is eviel well if you look for eviel you will find it and yes i am a christian and proably wouldnt buy the game because i have small children dont want them think its ok to do those things but its every ones right to choose to play or not
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« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2002, 03:29:55 AM »
I think I\'ve worked out why GT3 is classed as slightly offensive in christian rating for gameplay.

If you play it on a sunday, that would make sense!!! Hell, I\'m playing it right now, guess its people like me that cause these gameplay ratings to drop!!!
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« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2002, 05:32:09 AM »
Umm, Since when have the Taliban started becoming game reviewers? Seriously tho, I wonder if they know that even god plays Everquest? I\'m sure if he ever met them online he\'d end up massacring their characters and then sayin, "Lighten up.. it\'s just a fukkin game people. All I ask is that you love, respect, and acknowlage me.. there\'s no need to get anal about it. Sheesh."
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« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2002, 02:24:39 AM »
everything is atleaste slightly offensive, even sheep raider(a kiddie game)

i read some reviews n almost everygame\'s got something occultic in it.  that place would probably piss their pants if they reviewed devil may cry

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« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2002, 07:52:02 AM »
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I think I\'ve worked out why GT3 is classed as slightly offensive in christian rating for gameplay.

If you play it on a sunday, that would make sense!!! Hell, I\'m playing it right now, guess its people like me that cause these gameplay ratings to drop!!!


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