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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2002, 12:55:55 PM »
lol.  That is funny.

Grand Theft Auto 3:

Genre: Action/adventure
Christian Rating: 1 of 5
   (very offensive)
Gameplay: 4 of 5
   (good)
Violence: 1 of 5
   (extreme)
Adult Content: 1 of 5
   (extreme)

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Ultimately what you’ll reap from this game comes down to how offended you are by its content. Aimed squarely at an adult audience it may be, it makes no allowances for the Christian gamer. Unquestionably there is a fine, exciting game lurking underneath all the depravity on top, but it’s a personal decision whether or not committing so many virtual sins is worth the unique gaming excitement only "GTA3" can offer.
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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2002, 12:57:44 PM »
Where did you run across this site.They have to keep in mind that these are only games.Pretty funny
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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2002, 01:34:41 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2002, 01:40:21 PM »
I dont think this guy have touched this game at all........ pvp option on and off ? http://christiananswers.net/spotlight/games/2000/everquest.html
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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2002, 01:43:22 PM »
Quake 3:
"I played hours of it before the Lord sincerely convicted me to the heart about the sinful nature of the game."
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« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2002, 01:54:09 PM »
lol. "Christian Gamers", hahaha.

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« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2002, 02:22:04 PM »
pfffff....:boom: pfffBOUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laughing:

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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2002, 02:33:36 PM »
prase the Lord for they are truley wise look what they gave Gran Turismo 3 A spec

GRAN TURISMO 3:
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Genre: Racing Sim
Christian Rating: 4 of 5
   (slightly offensive)
Gameplay: 4 of 5
   (good)
Violence: 5 of 5
   (none)
Adult Content: 5 of 5
   (none)


Christian Rating: (slightly offensive) eh ?

it must of been the desire to collect more cars which is sinful you only need one car after all
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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2002, 02:49:17 PM »
...those folks just don´t know fun ! :p
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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2002, 03:01:31 PM »
i stand corrected their "problem" with GT3 was with the sound track

so i sent in a comment and have to wait to see if they post it on the site.....

here\'s what i sent

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GT3 Sound track .......offensive ?

are you sure we are playing the same game ?

the sound track although coupled with a Few questionable choices of tracks ( i don\'t like radiohead and think the lead singer can\'t sing) was chosen to inspire the a sense of the race also you can barely hear it what with the noise of the realistic engine sounds an all
a bit harsh on that point.

every car was recorded from its real life version, the body work for each car took 2 weeks to model and what’s more there no blood (and amazing for a best seller these days)



also I am a moderator at a well known Playstation 2 site , I am hurt that you only gave it 4 out of 5 for game play

it\'s clearly a 5 !

please correct this and maybe you could say the music could offend but you can switch it off and just have the sound effects on and give this game full marks.

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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2002, 03:37:02 PM »
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Christian Rating: (slightly offensive) eh ?


pfffff.... pfffBOUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA::laughing:THESE GUYS ARE FUNNY!!!!!!


i stand corrected their "problem" with GT3 was with the sound track


ROCK MUSIC IS THE MUSIC OF THE DEVIL!!!!!PFFFBOUAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA


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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2002, 03:38:26 PM »
The sad thing is, this doesn\'t seem to be a joke. But it\'s funny! :p

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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2002, 03:54:27 PM »
For some strange reason DIABLO 2 didn\'t do very well at all.

Also the Giga Consept of basiclly all the Final Fantasy games has got the "goat" to.

better hope they didn\'t go and see the film ;)
oh and also i found this

looks like if you play a PS2 yor going to Hell !!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Good
(Family friendly - a good romping, fun time)
Title Developer Comment
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex Travellers Tales / Konami Crash is back for another adventure

Jak and Daxter Sony Sony lost Crash Bandicoot as a potential mascot. This may be their choice.

Tarzan Ubi Soft Think of skate boarding in the jungle.

Tony Hawk 3 Neversoft Sony is really pushing this title. Tony himself was here at E3 as well as a full invert half pipe where skaters and bikers showed their stuff to the delights of the crowd.

NCAA College Football 2002, Madden 2002, NHL 2002 EA Sports All nice games

The Bad
(Not so family friendly - contains violence, mature, or occult/new age references)
Title Developer Comment
Destiny Warriors Koei Typical fighting game

Kinetica Sony This clever racing title would be a "Good" game if it were not to the partial nudity of at least one character that I saw.

Onimusha Warlords Capcom Adventure game that is intense


The Ugly
(Family? Forget about it - name says it all.)
Title Developer Comment

Devil May Cry Capcom Your kids are going to literally beg you to get them this title. Take a good look at it before you do.
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esident Evil Capcom The Resident Evil franchise is extremely popular and I suspect that this will continue on the PS2.

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty Konami I watched in horror the press promotional trailer for this game. Although it was am awesome display of animation, I could not shake the extreme violence and gore that it seemed to glorify.

Mortal Kombat 5 Midway Although this was not at E3, I would like to add it here to let you know that another MK installment is down the road. Won\'t this title ever go away?



FINAL COMMENTS
The PS2 had the most games at E3 and will most likely have the most games available in November when the XBOX, and Gamecube launch within 3 days of each other. This fact will make it a tempting buy.
The PS2 by far had the most horrific titles at E3. Just realize that with most systems, you can find that "diamond in the rough" game that is suitable for Christians and that provide quality entertainment the whole family can enjoy. With the PS2, you will just have to look a little harder.


i am shocked that their comments..... i mean i din\'t know we where going to get Mortal Kombat 5 for our PS2\'s :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2002, 04:01:14 PM »
I hope that site is a joke. But either way, it\'s an example of the type of people I really don\'t like: the overly Christian people. The type that always make a point of letting you know they\'re Christian, won\'t look at violent TV shows because they\'re Christian, won\'t do this, won\'t do that... they are quite a pain.

 

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