A little white boy was watching his mother in
the kitchen making a chocolate cake from scratch.
While the mother had her head turned, the little
white boy went to the table, dipped both hands in the
chocolate frosting and covered his face with it.
The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing
and said, "what the hell are you doing?" The son
gleefully replied "Look, Mama! I\'m black!!!" The
mother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her
son. She then said, "go show your father what you\'ve done!
The boy then walked into the den where his father was
reading and said "Look Daddy! I\'m black!!!" The father
put his magazine down and had a very puzzled look on
his face from seeing the chocolate on the boy\'s
face. The father said, "Come here, boy!" The boy came
to him and the father smacked his son across his
head. The father angrily said "Now go show your grandpa
what you\'ve done!!!"
The boy then slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the
porch and said, um....Grandpa, look what I did. I\'m
black!!! The grandfather said gruffly "COME HERE, BOY!"
The grandfather took the boy over his knee and proceeded
to spank him. "That\'ll teach you! Now go back in the
kitchen with your mama!!"
The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother
said, "I hope you\'ve learned your lesson, young man!"
The boy says with a scowl on his face, "Heck
yeah! I\'ve been black for 5 minutes and I hate you
white motherf***ers already!"
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