Well since your printing this out to take to your GF\'s house...
Vapor Don\'t read past here.
Hey girl, how\'s it go\'n

So you still with that loser Vapor?
You know he was born with both male and female genetalia?
He get\'s off on wacking himself in the ass with a hair brush, bad thing is that when he breaks the handle off, he get\'s blue ball (yeah single, but I\'ll get to that later) and he has to walk around with bed head for two days.
Did I mention he\'s ghey?
So once you dump him, and you need a lap to cry on I\'ll be glad to listen to your muffled complaints about Vapor.