CB: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don\'t you tell our daughter about it, honey?
LB: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*ck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
CB: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.
LB: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a f*cking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
CB: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.
LB: Lose it? I didn\'t lose it. It\'s not like, "Whoops! Where\'d my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.