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Offline videoholic

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Worst Restaurant Experience - Well maybe not, but it sucked!!
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2005, 05:28:13 PM »
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I was at a somewhat nice italian restaurant in Topeka, KS about 4 years ago.  while waiting for the waitress to take our order, the approx 5 year old kid at the table behind us puked up his entire meal.  

He then jerked off, but was shooting blanks due to his previous sexual escapades that day.

We never got waited on, so we left.


You watched a 5 year old boy jerk off?

Nice.
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Re: Worst Restaurant Experience - Well maybe not, but it sucked!!
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2005, 06:11:13 PM »
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I then go jerk off.

I then go jerk off again.



OK, tell me your story.


Just goes to show ya, perverts never get good service. :p
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« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2005, 10:19:52 AM »
My story;

Its happened to me a million times; I go to the bathroom to wash my hands before eating; and their is a bunch of fucking perverts just jacking off in their.

What is this a WankConvention? Denny\'s last time I checked!

One thing; For all these people who are sitting around waiting 30 min, 50 min, whatever- you know your free to leave? I find it amazing you dont have any common sense in your head that you should leave now, before you have to pay for your shitty meal.
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« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2005, 11:21:00 AM »
OK, leave.  Then go to another restaurant and wait a fucking hour to jerk off.

Right.....

Um, we don\'t live in fucking no where\'s ville.
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« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2005, 11:53:49 AM »
Good thing I dont either grandad.
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