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Author Topic: Zoo thieves leave the \'vicious\' koala. Settle for 40 kilo croc instead.  (Read 1022 times)

Offline FatalXception
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Zoo thieves leave the \'vicious\' koala. Settle for 40 kilo croc instead.
« on: March 30, 2006, 11:00:46 PM »
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In a ludicrous scheme to steal exotic animals from a zoo and trade them for money, two thieves met their match.  They did manage to steal a 1.2 meter 40 kilo writhing bag of vicousness and get it over a 2 meter security fence when they settled for stealing a young crocodile.  Why did they settle though?  They tried to steal the much cuter and cuddlier koalas, but they got the shit kicked, bitten, and scratched out of them.
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Zoo thieves leave the \'vicious\' koala. Settle for 40 kilo croc instead.
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2006, 05:54:29 AM »
hahahahaahah :lmao:
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Zoo thieves leave the \'vicious\' koala. Settle for 40 kilo croc instead.
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2006, 06:06:03 AM »
That was funny and unusual.
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