piracy of software is lame

Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
You two worry me. LucasFilms better come out with the Star Wars DVD soon, for you two quit re-inacting the scenes!

Silence you fool. Things you see going around here are something you possibly can\'t comprehend.

This is the duel of fate.

[§ôµÏG®ïñD]

SoulGrind continues too train joyda.. But then a strange voice is heard. This voice says "You two worry me. LucasFilms better come out with the Star Wars DVD soon, for you two quit re-inacting the scenes!"

Joyda and SoulGrind look at each other. In a Strange look to each other. They seem to know what each is thing.

SoulGrind draws his sabre
Joyda draws his sabre.

SoulGrind then Leaps at this stranger whom said the words. He cuts the stranger through his chest, Cutting him in 2.
At the same time joyda leaps at the stranger. Cutting him through the cut. Cutting him into 3rds.

This stranger stands there for a second. He has a lot of fear in his eyes. Then He falls and splits into three parts.

SoulGrind notices some ID Tags on his neck.. He uses force pull and grabs them. He reads them... They read "Living-In-Clip"

SoulGrind and Joyda laugh. Poor fool. Maybe he will learn not too piss us off anymore. Joyda smilies.
"Was i any different master."

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Joyda watches Soulgrind. "Amen" he says. "Fun it sure was" he replies.

The Joyda who once was is no more. The earthly Joyda, bathing in his wisdom, is just a memory.

[Living-In-Clip]

Yikes!
I learned my lesson.
Can we please stop attacking me now? I\'m like the love-able little ewoks things. You know, I ramble, make no sense, but don\'t attack me for it.

Living-In-Clip thinks to himself. "These guys really have to stop using me for practice of their skills."

[§ôµÏG®ïñD]

SoulGrind looks at Living-in-clip. Then SG says. "you still bugging me, Sigh. You will have too die again."

SoulGrind draws a light sabre. Using force throw he throws the sabre at Living-in-clip. The sabre goes through the air like a spear. Hitting L-I-C in the head. Going straight through his head making a huge mess everywhere.

SoulGrind walks up to L-I-C and pulls the sabre from his head. SG says "Maybe u will stop bugging me now"

"when u heal. I will continue too paint the floor with your blood if you do not leave me alone to train Joyda."

[Living-In-Clip]

Living-In-Clip sneaks off in his own puddle of blood.

He looks at the Jedi\'s ship. He gets an idea. He pulls out from his bag of "tricks" a copy of Windows ME. He crawls onboard the ship and installs Windows ME as the main OS for the system control.

"Ha! That will teach them to cut me in half constantly! They\'ll crash in mid-space!".

He walks away with a smirk, as blood drips down him.

[§ôµÏG®ïñD]

SoulGrind sees L-I-C leaving, He follows him and spys on him installing the OS.. As L-I-C leaves the ship. SG walks up too him. SoulGrind Laughs. "FOOL we don\'t need our legs too cross over seas or even planes too fly. We can fly using our minds". L-I-C starts too sweat. SG smilies and Draws his lightsabre.. ZRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMM. Throw the stomic. "ARGHHHHH" L-I-C screams.. "NOT AGAIN" He falls too the ground, Spliting in 2. SG smilies. "Try anything like that agian, and i\'ll split u up into 1000\'s of little pieces.

Hmm... I think I\'ll jot these lines down, they\'re GOLD!! I might use it in my next movie... ooohhh I can see it now.... Hollywood.... the big screen..... now playing..... "The Undead". Ooohhh.... you guys are genious:bounce:
I want more... more... MORE...

Understand everything L-I-C can\'t. Realize this he can not. The world we are now in is a counter-part with the world we lived in. We can see everything that\'s going around, we can move objects from the world these stupid mortals are living if we want to.

so speaks apprentice of the undead master

And i\'m told i have problems

dont we all my friend,

a bird in the hand is worth two in th- what the heck am i saying?

well, anyway please don\'t scare us (joyda and soulgrind)

Lol \'Torsk\', nice name.

I take it your SoulGrind\'s brother or perhaps just SoulGrind himself?

If anyone was wondering \'torsk\' means \'jerk\' in Danish (oh, and it\'s a fish too).