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Offline square_marker
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« Reply #45 on: November 30, 2001, 10:15:08 PM »
So im in 6th grade and we had this stage in our cafeteria.  There were like two or three steps to walk up before you were on the stage, but we had to do this singing thing for our parents.  So i am in the front row and someone pulls my pants down and i struggle really fast to get them back up, but i tried to fast and fell down the steps diving head first into a parent which was holding a glass of pop or something and the pop flew into the air spilling on the people behind them.  I got so pissed of i tried to run out of the gym cuz everyone was laughing at me and i got up and started to trot with my pants at my ankles and fell over again.  Then i kicked my shoes off and took the pants off on the ground and ran out of the cafe to the boys bathroom.  


Now that i look back at it, it is like some sick **** van dike paraoid.
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« Reply #46 on: November 30, 2001, 10:45:23 PM »
Vivi\'s was hilarious :) .

Here\'s mine:

Last year (I was a freshman in high school) I really needed service points or I\'d be kicked out of the National Junior Honor Society. The only reason I was in the National Junior Honor Society was cuz\' it had ALL these hot girls in it and I got to go on trips with them and stuff.

So I needed my service points and the only "service" available was the Special Olympics. So I paired up with this hottie, that was perfectly tan, blonde hair to her shoulders, body, the whole works. When we got there we were given our "friend" for the day. Basically, they\'d give you a mentally retarded person to take care of and play games with. I had this 9 year old boy that was a real spaz. He honestly scared the s*** outta me and he always wanted to hold my hand and eat ice cream. The hottie I was with got this girl that was just a complete loony toon. The retarded girl was about 11 and just loathed boys for some reason. I tried to get close to her and she\'d scream hysterically.

So trying to impress the hottie I was with I was nice to my retarded buddy and spent about 12 bucks on ice cream for his ass. Then she came up to me, "I gotta go to the bathroom, can you watch Shannon for me (Shannon is the retarded girl) "? Of course I said yes, and now I had two retards to take care of. The second the hottie left Shannon went nuts and was screaming, crying, litterally pulling her hair out and I went to calm her down and she PINCHED the hell outta me. I swear to god she ruptured the artery in my wrist. I screamed, "F***!" really loud and about 60 people, retard workers, and all looked at me. Suddenly a group of doctors ran over to Shannon and pumped her with sedatives and crap and I just stood there while everyone stared at me including the hottie that left and now had come back.

As if that wasn\'t bad enough, in all the craziness, my retard buddy left and we looked for him for 20 minutes till we found him, where else, at the ice cream stand.

I got my service points though, and stayed in NJHS and went on a trip to the Worlds Fair and rode on a bus with like only 7 guys, and 40 hot girls.
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« Reply #47 on: December 02, 2001, 04:36:19 AM »
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

LOL, Vapor Snake, that was funny. :D

BTW, I\'m still trying to erase the naked, wrestling ##Racer## image out of my head. :(
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« Reply #48 on: December 02, 2001, 09:28:00 AM »
##Racer##\'s was the most embarresing.   A girl catching you naked with 2 naked dudes.  THERE IS NO WAY TO EXPLAIN THAT :laughing:

Yours was good too, Vivi
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« Reply #49 on: December 02, 2001, 09:46:49 AM »
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Originally posted by Deadly Hamster
ummm i never know what this guys talkin bout.....




I dont get  it Mr. Hamster.
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« Reply #50 on: December 02, 2001, 01:17:07 PM »
Snake, that was funny but no ##RaCeR##. His was disguisting, embarrassing, funny and wrong at the same time. That gym teacher must have quit or taken some therapy or something :laughing:
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« Reply #51 on: December 02, 2001, 03:10:55 PM »
Lets just say she was in complete and utter shock, considering that one of my friends was on my back...
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« Reply #52 on: December 02, 2001, 08:49:41 PM »
Vivi\'s gets the gold without question though.
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« Reply #53 on: December 03, 2001, 06:45:14 PM »
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considering that one of my friends was on my back...


Now that\'s just sick :eek:
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« Reply #54 on: December 03, 2001, 07:06:21 PM »
lol poor vivi .
What did the girl say afterwards?
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« Reply #55 on: December 03, 2001, 07:08:21 PM »
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Lets just say she was in complete and utter shock, considering that one of my friends was on my back...


DId you the whole, I\'m getting tired routine?  You know the one where he starts sliding down your back?  Yeah, the one where his pendayho rubs your innerds.   I know you like it.:rolleyes:
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« Reply #56 on: December 03, 2001, 08:10:14 PM »
Videoholic, now I question your sexuality.
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« Reply #57 on: February 18, 2002, 08:16:05 PM »
See, mine isn\'t THAT bad guys.

I am amazed this thread was still even around.

No Video, it wasnt like that, it was innocent wrestling. We got into some argument, so we started punching each other, throwing soap everywhere, making a mess with the shampoo.

It was so much fun.
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« Reply #58 on: February 18, 2002, 08:35:52 PM »
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No Video, it wasnt like that, it was innocent wrestling. We got into some argument, so we started punching each other, throwing soap everywhere, making a mess with the shampoo.

It was so much fun.


Sounds awful gay to me
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« Reply #59 on: February 18, 2002, 08:45:36 PM »
There was NOTHING sexual about the whole thing. I can\'t believe everyone is even making a big deal about it.
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