Hahaha... this is very amusing, I\'ve sat here in my socks reading this post and scaring my dog with laughter. Well... let\'s see... a long time ago... eh, like when I was 5 or so I played soccer at YMCA. I remember my dad was the coach, and I was a short kid. I knew what he was wearing from the waist, because when you\'re a kid it get\'s annoying when you have to look up to see who it is. Well, I went up to my dad and hugged him (i have no clue why, i haven\'t hugged him since then) and I looked up, just to realize that it was another man who I\'d never seen before. Which, on top of me hugging a strange man, meant that he was some guy\'s dad for the other team. Well I hauled ass to my team, and I was really freaked out. My whole team was laughing at me.