Most embarassing moment

<-- I seached for "embarassing".

Giga beat me to it, da bastard.

why was some one searching for my penis?

*whistles innocently*

[Titan]

I was gonna revive it. You suck Giga I\'ll revive it in the next couple months

Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Vivi\'s was hilarious .

Here\'s mine:

Last year (I was a freshman in high school) I really needed service points or I\'d be kicked out of the National Junior Honor Society. The only reason I was in the National Junior Honor Society was cuz\' it had ALL these hot girls in it and I got to go on trips with them and stuff.

So I needed my service points and the only "service" available was the Special Olympics. So I paired up with this hottie, that was perfectly tan, blonde hair to her shoulders, body, the whole works. When we got there we were given our "friend" for the day. Basically, they\'d give you a mentally retarded person to take care of and play games with. I had this 9 year old boy that was a real spaz. He honestly scared the s*** outta me and he always wanted to hold my hand and eat ice cream. The hottie I was with got this girl that was just a complete loony toon. The retarded girl was about 11 and just loathed boys for some reason. I tried to get close to her and she\'d scream hysterically.

So trying to impress the hottie I was with I was nice to my retarded buddy and spent about 12 bucks on ice cream for his ass. Then she came up to me, "I gotta go to the bathroom, can you watch Shannon for me (Shannon is the retarded girl) "? Of course I said yes, and now I had two retards to take care of. The second the hottie left Shannon went nuts and was screaming, crying, litterally pulling her hair out and I went to calm her down and she PINCHED the hell outta me. I swear to god she ruptured the artery in my wrist. I screamed, "F***!" really loud and about 60 people, retard workers, and all looked at me. Suddenly a group of doctors ran over to Shannon and pumped her with sedatives and crap and I just stood there while everyone stared at me including the hottie that left and now had come back.

As if that wasn\'t bad enough, in all the craziness, my retard buddy left and we looked for him for 20 minutes till we found him, where else, at the ice cream stand.

I got my service points though, and stayed in NJHS and went on a trip to the Worlds Fair and rode on a bus with like only 7 guys, and 40 hot girls.

Was this at Eldorado?

*wonders where all the hot girls are*

I wasn\'t a freshman at ElDorado you dingus. I was living in Germany.

*throws rocks at Stapler*

Originally posted by Vapor Snake
I wasn\'t a freshman at ElDorado you dingus. I was living in Germany.

*throws rocks at Stapler*

Was she a hot German or American chick?

*waves an American flag*

so she wasn\'t really hairy?

Ah yes, year 11. I feel asleep as always (hated school, booted out in the end) It was a 2hr lesson so I told my mate Simo to wake me up when it was time for lunch. So I\'m sleeping away, then I feel someone pulling on my shoulder, oh that\'s Simo I think, wrong!, only after I blurt out " **** off bitch, I need sleep" did I realise it was the head of year, got a roar of laughs and landed me on report and they requested to see my parents but my mum didn\'t bother.

They say school is the best time of your life, the ****s are lying to you. Work is much better. Still, mentally wanking off over the girl sitting next to you is just pure ownage. That would have been so funny, I moan in my sleep but never talk, so I\'m lucky.

[Titan]

Originally posted by theomen
so she wasn\'t really hairy?

Trying to tell us you like your women hairy?

[Jumpman]

I miss Gradman. He had a hilarious story about a hat and a stick. I forget most of it, but apparently it was a really long stick.

[Kurt Angle]

This thread is great, someone should make it a sticky.

[Titan]

Originally posted by Jumpman
I miss Gradman. He had a hilarious story about a hat and a stick. I forget most of it, but apparently it was a really long stick.

How long ago did he leave? We should try and get him back.

Alright- This just happened recently.

Me and my buds were finishing up some filming for our little skate/jackass video. I had to take care of this little digital baby thing that cries and shit. So I just took it along and stuffed it in my backpack. I was going to grind down this little rail downtown. I went for it, doubting I would make it. I started the grind and bailed. I heard a huge ****ing crack noise. I turned around and took off my backpack to see the plastic piece of shit baby busted into like 3 pieces. I was pissed because the baby was like 80 bucks i would have to pay. So I threw it at the wall, yelling "****!". This cop pulls up and fines me for littering, and walks away laughing. I almost threw something at him. Everyone was looking at me, and my friends were just laughing their asses off.
(^I posted this before^)

Probably worse:
Their was this chick I was "digging" at the school ,and was going to ask her out to a movie. When we were in class. I was going to just toss a note to her. I had a boner, just thinking of her. Brunette, tan, perfect rack, just a hottie. She looked at me when the note fell, and then the teacher stopped reading and walked up and grabbed it. She read it to the class, and told me to stand up. I was like "uhm no thats okay". She threatned me witha saturdayschool. So I stood up, my ahem, boner was still their. The whole class just looked at me, the chick turned red and just looked at me. She said she was impressed.

We ended going out for 5 months.