Gonna tell one on me. This happened like 3 weeks ago. I was working in a school with two other guys who we always talk about guy stuff when no one is around. No one was in the school since it was so early, or so I thought. One of the guys was saying how someone he knows is married to a chick who will not do any sort of oral. As we are walking through the lunchroom outside to smoke a cigarette, I add to the convo, "I\'m not sure how I would feel about that if I was married to a chick like that..." We passed by a corner and I finished my sentence, " cause I love eating pussy and love getting my dick sucked." Unknowingly to me, the lunch lady came in and was right around the corner. She was disgusted. It was the funniest yet most embarrassing things that has happened to me in a long time.