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Samwise\'s breasts are...

..firm and bouncy
7 (30.4%)
..fake
0 (0%)
..just well-formed manboobs
5 (21.7%)
..sexy
4 (17.4%)
..down to his waist
2 (8.7%)
..big and hairy.
5 (21.7%)

Total Members Voted: 22

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Offline Weltall
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« on: June 03, 2001, 12:53:03 AM »
What do YOU think?
(it\'s 5am and i\'m bored. Lick me.)
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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2001, 02:16:47 AM »
its wierd, cause his breasts themselves are nice and firm...but his nipples sag down to his waist...so, on technicalities, i had to vote down to his waist

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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2001, 02:20:11 AM »
You shouldnt of posted this thread. I\'m going to ruin my keyboard. I\'m drooling all over it thinking of Samwise now:)
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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2001, 03:01:13 AM »
SILLY MALES and your obestion with all things that bounce.
LOL.
ooseven is very sexy

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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2001, 03:06:31 AM »
I voted firm and bouncy.

Wait, is this thread about me?! Damn you Weltall...
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2001, 03:16:25 AM »
I hope for everyone else sake that Samwise has a sister because he\'s or it could be she all mine ;).......................

:bounce:


p.s.

thanks sam for adding me to your sig.
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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2001, 05:14:55 AM »
I voted big and hairy.. cause they are big and hairy.
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« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2001, 07:21:36 AM »
Firm and bouncy all the way,belive me I know ;)......errr umm no I don\'t....I didn\'t say that :sconf:
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« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2001, 08:17:15 AM »
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Originally posted by Vulcan Raven
You shouldnt of posted this thread. I\'m going to ruin my keyboard. I\'m drooling all over it thinking of Samwise now:)






awwwwwww thats beautiful.
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« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2001, 09:34:47 AM »
You people are nuts.

P.S. I voted "just well-formed manboobs".
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« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2001, 10:05:51 AM »
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Originally posted by Solid Snake 88
You people are nuts.

P.S. I voted "just well-formed manboobs".


my thoughts exactly
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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2001, 12:20:38 PM »
Samwise, your sleek, athletic body make me tingle.  I long to hold you in my arms...

Uhhhh, am I typing what I\'m thinking again?

crap
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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2001, 02:41:05 AM »
I also voted firm and bouncy, but you\'re forgetting something, cause the perfect boobs (which I\'m sure samwise has) are not just firm and bouncy, but a compromise between firm, bouncy and soft, when they are left alone, they have to hang in a nice round form, but as soon as they are touched they have to give way!
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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God damn!
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2001, 03:06:46 AM »
You\'ve all gone gay!

Not that that\'s a bad thing... :)
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Re: God damn!
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2001, 03:07:50 AM »
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Originally posted by Potatocake
You\'ve all gone gay!

Not that that\'s a bad thing... :)
Haha, see what you have been missing. :D
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