Heck, even the name warns it\'s supposed to be humouristic site... but is it?
We might be in the middle of a large conspiracy... this just might be a mystery we\'ll never solve...
Pieces from the FAQ of the site:
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Q: Do you really use real human meat?
A: Yes, all of our products are made with 100% human meat. We do not add any other meats or "fillers" to any of our products. When you order from us, you can be assured that you will only receive the highest quality human meat.
Can human meat be frozen and retain its flavor?
Human flesh does not keep its high quality long in the freezer because changes in flavor and texture occur. If freezing any ManBeef product is necessary, it should be kept in original wrapping or after heated tightly sealed and stored at 0 degrees F for no longer than two months.
Is there an easy way to tell when human meat on the grill is cooked through?
Cook human meat to the well-done stage. ManBurgers and ManBeef steaks should have no pink in the center
We cook manburgers on the grill almost every weekend. Sometimes they taste dry and bland. What am I doing wrong?
For juicy manburgers, remember these easy pointers. Avoid overmixing ground human meat because excessive handling can make it tough. Grill ManBeef burgers over medium heat . And resist the temptation to press on the burgers while they\'re grilling, as this squeezes out the juices and makes them dry
Ever since ManBeef was established back in 1982, we have maintained our reputation for high quality meats. We monitor the quality of our meat at every step, from purchasing of the body, to packaging the finished meat products.
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Dear lord! They buy dead bodies and cut pieces of meat off them... the site... well, if it\'s a joke, then I raise a hat for the creator of the joke - as it\'s TRULY convincing one...
"pay people a specific amount of money to donate their body once they die"
