i could strip naked and jump out of a large cake for you, but i won\'t because it will make samwise Green with envy.
Look Samwise you don\'t own me you know...........
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Ah well maybe you do 

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Well done to our icelandic porn obsressed poster.
Celebrate by eating raw fish or something 

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or
ill could  look up some porn sites on your behalf 

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