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Author Topic: I am back,the reason for my absence,and a thank you to Bjorn inside  (Read 684 times)

Offline nO-One

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I have had the worst couple of days,let me tell you the story.

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It was about 5pm the 10th of June and nO-One had been posting as usual.After he replied to most of the threads he was interested in he got a little bored so he thought "hey,why don\'t I update my profile I haven\'t done that in months".Well he noticed that he didn\'t have an up to date e-mail address so he changed it.

He was told by the forum genie (you know the one that talk when you\'re responding to threads etc..) that a confirmation e-mail was on it\'s way,he thought to himself that he could go urinate while the e-mail was being sent.

When he returned he opened Outlook Express and to his surprise there was no new mail :eek: so he thought to himself "ehh it\'s OK I\'ll just post somemore until it get\'s here",so he opened Internet Explorer and clicked his way to the forums...but to his surprise............ALL THE FORUMS HAD A BIG NASTY LOCK ON THEM.He started sweating OMG something\'s wrong.He tried to reply to a thread but he couldn\'t."OK,be calm nO-One" he thought "Just send a PM to an admin and get this straightened out" but he couldn\'t even send a lowly PM.

He felt alone and abandoned,he waited for the confirmation e-mail but it never arrived.Suddenly he had a brainstorm "I sent an e-mail to none other than mm sometime back,I probly still have his address" he found his address and sent an e-mail begging for help,but even to this day he has not gotten a reply from him.

So he though he might try to let his fellow posters know about his situation,since he still had access to his profile he could alter his sig and ask the posters to help him.He even broke the dreaded 5 line rule to get the attention of his fellow posters *editors note:You bastard posters didn\'t even notice,it was huge and begging for your help* but no luck,it seemed that people didn\'t love nO-One enough to look at his over sized cry for help.;)

nO-One was getting desperate,he browsed the psx2central front page when he noticed the name Bjorn Nilson "Of course" he thought "The Boss,he will show me compassion and grant me access to the forums again".So nO-One sent him an e-mail.
nO-One was heartbroken almost 2 whole days without posting he felt alone and abandoned he was about to send an e-mail to his brother asking for a shoulder to cry on when he got a reply from our hero Bjorn,he had granted him access to his kingdom once again and he welcomed him with open arms.
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And this ends our little story and nO-One couldn\'t be happier.


So this thread goes out to our hero and my personal savior,the man we all love and adore,the man that made this all possible,who created this little heaven on the internet using only his keyboard and notepad,our man Bjorn Nilson.

Thank you.

*nO-One goes back to posting*
I recently discovered that my ass is the key to the universe.....now I must fight to protect my ass from those who might abuse it!!!

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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2001, 02:45:20 PM »
*sniff* Lovley story.....

Wait, I must wipe the teirs from my eyes...

Oh well. Björn is da man! :D
And he\'s swedish too! Im so proud!!!
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2001, 04:09:29 PM »
Ohh before I forget (I already did until I remembered again)

During this whole fiasco I tried registering with a different user-name to get this all straightened out.
the 2nd nO-One is an idiot that doesn\'t exist outside myu mind,he can be deleted.
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2001, 12:58:00 AM »
:laughing:

Oh man, that\'s a funny, yet sad story. :)

Too bad there wasn\'t any current threads with your reply in there... at least I didn\'t see any.

*slaps himself for letting nO-One suffer the horribly non-forum disease*
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
(thanks Chizzy!)

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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2001, 04:37:13 AM »
could you rewrite what youre signature was? i\'d like to see it and i would think everyone would have taken it for a joke:D
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2001, 07:12:30 AM »
ROFL.. i mean ohh man thats sucks :) wekll im happy to see you got everyhting sorted out
\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
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Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2001, 09:23:27 AM »
I can\'t belive you people laugh at me,I was suffering I tell ya.

I don\'t wish pain like that upon any person,no matter how evil

:p

And I can\'t remember my sig,it was like 10 lines with bold italic text,it went something like:

Fellow posters and admins,I have fuXored my account and I can\'t post nor PM

Then I explained what happined and asked that anyone who noticed my sig PM an admin an let him know.

Ohh god,you don\'t know how good it is to be back.Seriously I don\'t function like a normal member of society without my daily dose of posting.
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2001, 10:10:19 AM »
hahah that bad huh - at least you didn\'t have withdrawls too bad

well its good to have you back no one
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« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2001, 11:37:15 AM »
the same thing happend to me a while back, except i had to work it out for myself......i totally sympathise with you as i went through the same damn thing
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« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2001, 01:16:06 PM »
Ohh man,my condolences kopking.
An experience like this is truly horrible,it was like I was invisible and mute I couldn\'t get through to anyone.But the boss himself pulled me out of this deep dark hole I was in :p

I\'m still in shock,and that has brought out my inner poet ;)
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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2001, 02:19:05 PM »
That is pathetic...

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« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2001, 02:26:25 PM »
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Originally posted by nO-One
I can\'t belive you people laugh at me,I was suffering I tell ya.

I don\'t wish pain like that upon any person,no matter how evil

:p

And I can\'t remember my sig,it was like 10 lines with bold italic text,it went something like:

Fellow posters and admins,I have fuXored my account and I can\'t post nor PM

Then I explained what happined and asked that anyone who noticed my sig PM an admin an let him know.

Ohh god,you don\'t know how good it is to be back.Seriously I don\'t function like a normal member of society without my daily dose of posting.




lol, I think I remember your sig I did nothing. sorry. And I have PS2 forum medicine in my room if you want me to mail it to ya( I bring it with me on trips ;) )

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« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2001, 04:12:08 PM »
dude! i dont remember seeing youre sig, oh well, i ususaly look at the newer posts, and because you didnt post any i dint see any. i DID however notice youre abscence, but i didnt take it seriously, i thought you went on a  trip or somthing.:D
sorry again no-one!
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« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2001, 04:14:48 PM »
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
That is pathetic...


Aww C\'mon,show a little compassion.

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lol, I think I remember your sig I did nothing. sorry. And I have PS2 forum medicine in my room if you want me to mail it to ya( I bring it with me on trips ;) )


Heartless bastard,I poured my heart into that sig :p
j/k

That\'s the problem with being a well known idiot,people never take you seriously.

nO-One: *while dressing up in a clown suit* All I want is a little respect
Samwise: *Throws coins at nO-One* do a dance funny man.
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« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2001, 05:02:56 PM »
I saw you rlittle signature but I was having to much fun looking at you on the otherside of the window ( insert evil laugh)


This problem has been going on for awhile but I think BJorn finally fixed it



 

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