Call me zany, but my first thought, like Gradman, was "Cool, a topic about square watermelons."
Of course, it may have something to do with the fact I\'ve heard about these beforehand.
Growing square watermelons is cool and all, but I want a
true seedless watermelon. Every *so-called* seedless melon I ever buy from the grocer always has seeds, damn it! Sure, they\'re little puny nothing seeds, but that just makes\'em
harder to sift out. :boom:
Is is so much to ask, really?
Frodo
{stock boy}: Ugh, can I help you sir?
{Frodo}: Yeah, you got\'s some of them there square watermelons I\'ve been hearin\' about?
{stock boy}: Umm, Square watermelons, sir?
{Frodo}: Yeah, you daft, boy? Square watermelons!
{Stock boy}: Ugh, I\'ll go check . . .
{Frodo}: Yeah, I though so. Hey, make sure it\'s the seedless variety!
