Author Topic: What was the best piece of bathroom grafitti you have ever seen? (Read 863 times)

« **on:** June 22, 2001, 08:57:56 AM »

My personal favorite was on a wall in kind of like an upscale wanna-be artsy-fartsy kid bar.

It said: "God is dead!--Nietsche"

Underneath in newer marker it said: "Nietsche is dead!--God"

That was really funny to me for some reason!

« **Reply #1 on:** June 22, 2001, 09:06:38 AM »

One i saw, on the right wall, it said \'Toilet tennis, look left\', and then on the left wall it said \'Toilet tennis, look right\'. It kept me entertained anyway.

« **Reply #2 on:** June 22, 2001, 09:09:26 AM »

There\'s something we have at work, but it\'s not in a bathroom. There\'s a trash compacter in the back where you throw whatever you want into this big black hole, hit the button, and it crunches it all into a little square in a dumpster somewhere.

Well on the door to the compacter someone wrote

Fire Door
This Way Out
<--------

Always thought that was pretty good.

-Eik

« **Reply #3 on:** June 22, 2001, 07:32:59 PM »

LOL Eik that\'s pretty funny!

« **Reply #4 on:** June 22, 2001, 07:56:48 PM »

the best one i have ever seen was

"voting for bush is like masterbating...everone does it but no one can admit to it"

i thought that was good

« **Reply #5 on:** June 22, 2001, 08:15:17 PM »

mine was "call sue at ***-**** for some hard core romping"
then underneath it said (satisfaction may vary)

i like it, never called the number.

« **Reply #6 on:** June 22, 2001, 09:22:40 PM »

well the one i like is the one

that said "Look left" - so you do and on that wall it says

"look right" - so you do... and it says

"look up" - on the ceiling it says....

"Damn your my Bitch"

yea i got a kick out of it

« **Reply #7 on:** June 22, 2001, 10:16:44 PM »

I saw at McDonalds once, someone wrote the words "To Drink Machine" right below a urinal:D

« **Reply #8 on:** June 23, 2001, 01:21:11 AM »

"P*ssy is great,
P*ssy is grand.
If I can\'t find P*ssy,
I\'ll just use my hand."

"Attention Arcade players, don\'t eat the urinal cakes."

Those are the only two that really caught my attention. Usually, I don\'t avoid crapping in public places so I don\'t see much bathroom graphitti. The rest of it is, Call **** for a good time, God Sucks, Shwasticas, and stupid unimaginitive crap like that.

« **Reply #9 on:** June 24, 2001, 08:53:59 PM »

Hmm, LOL.. Nice... But I am one of those people who used to vandalize those walls... Not only with markers, but with spray paint. And I never wrote stupid stuff like that, I left my mark.... My "tag name".. haha.. err nevermind..

« **Reply #10 on:** June 25, 2001, 07:11:39 AM »

thats some good sh#t you found the most hillarious bathroom grafiti was back in elementary school there was some kid who was psycho he took his sh#t and wiped it all around the bathroomit was only there for a couple hours and i walked in saw it then decided to go the bathroom at the other hall

« **Reply #11 on:** June 25, 2001, 09:45:22 AM »

I have written-

I went to god just to see.
And I was looking at me.
Saw heaven and there were lies.
When Im god everyone dies

Scar Scar can you feel my power.
Shoot here and the world gets smaller.
Scar Scar can you feel my power.
One shot and the world gets smaller

No Salvation, No Forgiveness
No Salvation, No Forgiveness
No Salvation, No Forgiveness

Marilyn Manson

« **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2001, 10:39:13 AM »

yea im a vandalizer also, well used to be when i lived in cali. i was one of the best taggers in tha city on chino!

im not BSing, i have pics of my artwork, some of you iv shown.

Hello

Author Topic: What was the best piece of bathroom grafitti you have ever seen? (Read 863 times)