Give me a report of Smackdown/Tough Enough

I missed both of them tonight.  My parents came to town and I went to eat with them and I missed BOTH Smackdown and Tough Enough

Highlights of SmackDown!

Linda McMahon got Vince to change next months PPV(Fully Loaded) to "Invasion" where it will be WWF vs WCW(wheel chair wrestling). She also tried to get Vince to allow WCW to have matches on Raw and SD! but Vince said no.
Vince went backstage and Stone Cold Steve Ass-clown said he should allow WCW matches on Raw and SmackDown!. Vince thinks he\'s nuts until he whispers something in Vinces ear to change his mind. Starting next weeks Raw is War, WCW will have matches on WWF TV shows.

Albert wins the Intercont. Title from Kane with help from DDP.

Tag Team Table Elimination Match(for the titles) between the Hardyz and the Dudleyz. First one eliminated is D-Von, who gets Swanton Bombed through a table. Next is Jeff, who get backdropped to the outside of the ring and goes through a table.
Then Wheel Chair Wrestling\'s Tag Team Champions interfere in the match and beat up Buh Buh and Matt and one guy gives matt a Swanton Bomb. They celebrate in the ring....a bit too long as the APA and all they\'re troops run down to the ring and beat the living sh1t out of them. Not kidding, all 30+ guys stomp them to hell and put them through the remaining tables. Best part of the show IMO.

Torrie from WCW asks Vince about a WWF contract. Vince says sure, and decides to talk about it over dinner.

Austin goes out into the ring and calls out Booker T.
He doesn\'t come, so Tazz leaves the announcers table and gets into the ring. He demands that Austin apoligize to Micheal Cole. He doesn\'t, beats the crap out of Tazz, Booker T. runs into the ring from the audience and hit Austin over the head with the WCW Title, then runs away as the APA and the other guys chase after him into a waiting limo where Shane proclaims "Oh Jesus!".  Show Ends.

Tough Enough

Not much actually, the 13 remaining guys do push up and stuff, learn how to fall, wrestle in mud, and go jogging after a car with Tazz in it who shouts at them to continue running. That Darrl guy keeps wimping out and gets "punked out" several times by Tazz. At the end of the show they are all tired as hell and aching.



You do know you can just read the results at WWF.com, right? (for SD! anyway).

You forgot to mention how X-Pac screwed Billy Gunn out of his match, I mean come on, Billy gunn would have been better off on his own!

X-Pac didn\'t "screw" TOBG out of his match, they worked quite well together actually. TOBG was just oustide the ring when X-Pac got pinned. Sure I would have preferred to see TOBG and X-Pac win but they\'re the heels and strangely, E&C almost seem to be half-faces now days, so you can\'t really expect any different.

BTW I actually like X-Pac, and if you\'re not down with that, I got two words for ya!

Damnit, my buddy told me about the APA+WWF beatdown and I can\'t believe that something that awesome went down.

Thanks

The X-fagtor sucks.