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« on: July 01, 2001, 09:48:03 PM »
What are some of your favorite simpson quotes?
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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2001, 10:11:26 PM »
good i love simpsons here goes

"Im not not licking toads"

"lisa i\'ll do the dished when i pick it out of the chore hat ..... look there it is, but that was a practice. the system works."

" but dont read my mind between 4 and 5, thats willies time!"

One , two better not sue"

" well bart sometimes ill be quirky, illbequirky? ALBQUIRKY!

"in your face space cyote!"

"Yarrr hard to starboard!"
"your mean port?"
"Yarrrrrr port"

"swwwwww swwwwww. dooo doooo doo dooooo , ahhhhh ahh ahhh ahhhhh , yarrrrr matey."

"Bart! wheres my wallet?"
"right here dad!"

"mom i cant get through the door way if ur in the way"
"push her down son"

"hello selma, how are u? uhh huh uhh huh, listen shut up for a second. how would u like to marry apu?"

"Pfft if i was at a party and they werent serving meat, i would be like: hey goober wheres the meat? u dont win friends with salad"

" u better not be in my ass groove!"

" i know....... FIRE!"

" bart... i woman is a lot like a refridgerator. she ways three hundred pounds and... no wait a woman is a lot like a beer.. she smells good, she tastes good and u would step over your own mother to get one!"

" guess how many boobs i saw today marge? FIFTIN."

"mmmmmm unprocessed fish sticks"
"MMMMMMMMMMM free goo"
" mmmmmmmm forbidden doughnut"
" mmmmmm hug"

"DOH"
"AYECARUMBA"
"HMMMMMM"
"If anyone needs me ill be in my room"


Ok so i went a little overboard i could go on naming quotes forever theres just so many  but ill stop here...... but  simpsons is the greatest.  to bad its not like it used to be.... the older episodes are the best.
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2001, 10:54:46 PM »
Here\'s one that pertains the upcomming holiday.

Store Clerk: "What better way to celebrate the freedom of your contry than by blowing up a small part of it."

and then there\'s this one that\'s been stuck in my head for awhile.

Otto: "I gotta go to the bathroom."

Bart: "So what do you say?"

Otto: "Uhhh... I gotta blast a dookie?"

Bart: "You may proceed."
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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2001, 11:24:06 PM »
anything by cletus the slack-jawed yokel!
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2001, 04:42:02 AM »
As I come across more I\'ll just add them here:

It\'s UterUS, not UterYOU.

It tastes like burning.
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2001, 05:08:55 AM »
Homer, to Burns:"What are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, so when they bark bees come out?"

Grandpa Simpson, pounding on Homers house door: "Let me in, it\'s cold out here... and there are wolves after me."

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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2001, 08:23:19 AM »
ohh man i can actually see these in my head as i read these


read my sig theres one.

"did that butter churn just move??!!! cos if it did"

there is too many to remeber but just love the simpsons

"dont tell anyone i live like this" Lenny, when marge is selling houses and the house falls down, and hes in his pants eating

Milhouse- "if you put dog doo on it there stick to your face better"

Bart- "dont be sill Milhouse, im not gonna take dog doo thats been on the dirty floor"
are too many got all these thoughs going through my head but there just so many
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2001, 09:13:10 AM »
Time to whip out the ol\' Simpson\'s Episode Guide...

"I don\'t care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world.  He\'s a jerk -- end of story."  - Homer

"Marge, you\'re as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."  - Homer

"The doll\'s trying to kill me and the toaster\'s been laughing at me."  - Homer

"Stupid carbon rod.  It\'s all just a popularity contest."  - Homer

"It\'s okay, Marge.  I\'ve learned my lesson.  A mountain of sugar is too much for one man.   It\'s clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii."  - Homer

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn\'t -- it\'s that girls should stick to girls\' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."  - Homer

"Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me out a lot."  - Hank Scorpio

"Where is Bart, anyway?  His dinner\'s getting all cold and eaten."  - Homer

"Now, son, you don\'t want to drink beer.  That\'s for Daddy\'s and kids with fake I.D.\'s."  - Homer


There are a TON more, but I don\'t have time to list them all.
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2001, 01:12:38 PM »
I like the episode where they\'re talking about the origin of Lisa\'s saxaphone, and they show Marge and Homer sitting at a piano singing:

Homer: Oy, the way the Bee Gee\'s played,
Marge: Movies John Travolta made,
Homer: Guessing how much Elvis weighed,
Homer & Marge: Those were the days!
Marge: And you knew where you were then,
Homer: Watching shows like "Gentle Ben",
Homer & Marge: Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff  Lobo again!
Homer: Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac,
Marge: Coming out of my eight-track,
Homer & Marge: Michael Jackson still was black, those were the days!
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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2001, 01:27:07 PM »
Willy hear ya...but Willy don\'t care
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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2001, 02:00:51 PM »
My eyes!! Zee goggles do nothing!!

Anythin involving the word "yoink". :laughing: Funniest word ever.
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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2001, 03:30:48 PM »
my farvorites are:

"damn flanders and his sexy body"-homer

"now shela, they\'re my parents too"-cletus

"disco stu dont advertise"-disco stu

and that one episode were homer says "dooh" i love that episode
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2001, 11:20:27 AM »
" Hey kids meet Grampa Murphy" - Cosby
" But we have 3 grampas already" - kids
" This ones a great jazz musician" - C
" oh they all are" - K
"u see the kids, they listen to the rap music, with the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin.  The kids, they don\'t know what the jazz is all about." - C



"Bart this is ur father, do u know where the remote is?"-Homer
"Did u check ur pocket?"-Bart
" It was... it was in my pocket."- Homer


" pick up Bart... pick up Bart"- in homers head
" what the hells pick a bar" homer


"Dad whats the mind?"- Bart
"what is mind, no matter.... what is matter, never mind hahahahahaha." Homer ( from a really old one)

"movie was exellent despite absence of flubber.... glaven?- wrote by professor frink and read by mel gibson

these are only few of the hundreds that i like.
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« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2001, 01:14:16 PM »
"Millhouse likes you"-Bart
"Millhouse likes Vaseline on toast"-Lisa

^my fav quote

But the funniest parts are clips.

When they show a slum turn into a rich suburban community it shows this hobo turn into a Mail thing.

And when Homer(with his ass crack showing) is talking to Moe and all of a sudden a guy comes up behind Homer and drops a pencil down Homers pants into his crack and the guys screams "BULLSEYE!" :laughing:

Then theres the wedding scene, Homer\'s conscience says "I better say something" and then his mind starts to sing the "hey" song. lol
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« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2001, 07:21:16 PM »
i forgot one

Marge: I hear there\'s this bar where men dance with other men, doesn\'t that sound wonderfull!

Homer: Shhhyea, if it\'s true.
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