How to torture Mcdonalds...

During a pledge trip this lil\' trick got me summarily booted out of the Burger King a number of years ago...

Buy a "boxed" burger (doesn\'t matter...just something that comes in a flip-top box).  Remove the burger.  Take the box into the restroom.  Drop a load...that\'s right...a nice stinky load...into the flip-top box.  Take the box (closed) to the counter and complain that your burger tastes like sh1t!!!  And it ain\'t no fun if you don\'t get them to open the box, ...right???  Nasty...nasty prank.  Quite foul.  And also not extremely fun without friends to enjoy it with you!

I try not to torture these people, you never know what they will put in your burger next time they see you. right? Unless you never eat at that particular location, might as well.

exactly what i was thinking

i need to try some of these though since i have some friends that work there and all

it would be pretty funny for me

Since when did Subway have drive thrus????? WOW. haha. Man, I am jealous of that!

haha

or you could ask for like 20 cheese burgers and 20 drinks and when they finnaly have it ready say o i dont have enough money for this and walk away.....its funny i\'ve tried it...and it really REALLY pisses them off!

I have to be the one to say this.

Here\'s the best trick of all:  Get a job at a McDonalds, or any other US fast food chain.  Work endless hours and long nights accepting a perpetual barrage of abuse from dimwitted customers, while being paid virtual slave wages, then... wait till some twit tries any of these pranks on you, and SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT.

Why don\'t you post a list of pranks to pull on someone who deserves it, like meter maids.

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Originally posted by Coredweller
I have to be the one to say this.

Here\'s the best trick of all:  Get a job at a McDonalds, or any other US fast food chain.  Work endless hours and long nights accepting a perpetual barrage of abuse from dimwitted customers, while being paid virtual slave wages, then... wait till some twit tries any of these pranks on you, and SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT.

Why don\'t you post a list of pranks to pull on someone who deserves it, like meter maids.

When i try some of these pranks.... I\'ll be thinking of u.

HHAA!

Thats very funny!

Perhaps Ill try one of them some day.. (we have a voicebox on our McD..)

But Im not a lazy american.. So I go into the resturant an order
(j/k)
(Almost no one uses the drive-in here!)

Originally posted by Living-In-Clip

"I\'d like whopper..er..what?." --Act 2--
*snip* ...you should have a line behind you. If you\'ve got a line long enough behind you, and they are pissed, simply go.. "You serve pepsi?", when they answer "Yes", go "I\'d like a small pepsi, please!" . Of course, they are going to be pissed off, and so are the people behind you, when they pull up to see you wasted all their time, for one small Pepsi..

Hm, that\'s a potential spot for even more annoying fun here in finland, where the McDonalds do not serve Pepsi at all (Pepsi is served at other fast-food chains, MD here has some deal with Cocaine-Cola, i think).

And if you ask for Pepsi at a McDonalds, they give you Coke. If you ask for Coke in a Pepsi-serving food outlet, they give you Pepsi.

"What the heck is this, I clearly stated that I wanted Pepsi, and you just filled my cup with this... this, *bleep* *add endless lines of vile insults*"

None of them would work where i live.. We don\'t have the voice box thing.. We talk too the people personaly in drive thrus.

That\'s crazy, like ole bobby boy said up here in Brisbane we get voice boxes for every drive thru there is, saves hassle. And the car idea wouldn\'t work, because I don\'t know how they operate in america, but here they have a closed circuit camera that watches the drive through. When a car comes, they see it, and that way they know to take the order, and they also know which car placed which order.

But the voice box thing reminds me of a VERY VERY funny story... this one had me in tears months after it happened. Up here, at the entrace to a lot of drive through\'s, like just before you drive in there is a big green bin, that\'s rectangular shaped. Noone really uses it cos you generally don\'t have the food before you go in the drive through, but this is one of those things I\'ll never forget:

It was Macdonalds near the Gold Coast I think, and there was a pretty healthy line of cars, all driving into the drive through one after the other and placing their order in the box. Anyhoo this old man rocks up in one of those putt putt cars that go as fast on the highway as a regular car does in a car wash. He rolls up into the car park, drives forward and stops. He places his order as usual....... into the bin!!!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNIEST THING EVER

ohhh man I was in tears, I couldn\'t believe how funny that was. hahahahahah the maccas people had to lean out of the window and tell him that he wasn\'t ordering in the right place. VERY VERY FUNNY

We don\'t have voice box in the UK.

Also same with the Coke. They serve coke at our McDonalds but if you ask for Pepsi they give you Coke etc.

Is it true that you Americans get free refills for your drinks ?

Yeah, we get free refills, UNLIMITED free refills. Land of the free and home of the brave. And all the Sprite you could ever hope for:)

We also get free refills on coffee, which is why I go there sometimes in the morning. There isn\'t a cheaper way to get completely wired:D

they got that here in Australia too, if you eat in the restaurant itself, you get free refills. So the smart thing to do is, ALWAYS buy a small size drink, and get refills, instead of drinking as much and spending more on a large. SO many people don\'t think to do that, it\'s quite funny

we do have voice sensore here in the uk well aberdeen has !!!

How about this one.

Go in to Macdonalds (worst fast food available) and order a couple hamburgers and a milkshake.

After you get the burgers, stuff an entire one in your mouth and go into the bathroom, chew it up and get it all soggy and stuff and spit it out all over one of the stalls and toilets. The flush the toilet and wait a second and take the next one and drop it in the toilet (It should be towards the end of the flush, therefore clogging the toilet. Then take the chocalate milkshake and spill part of it into the bowl and around the seat and walk out of the bathroom and get the manager and tell him that someone had an accident in there.



Then go over to ANY other fast food place and get food that isnt made of grade Q beef and rat turds.


Eric Jacob