who likes

my signature cause i do and im board so figured id type something

Cool. Here\'s one if ya get bored of that.

"And now.. a message from the National Apple Institute: F*ck Pears! " - George Carlin

Here\'s another favorite of mine:

"Hey baby, you like apples?  Well how about we make a baby doggystyle, how do you like them apples?"

Here\'s another one.:

I am evil Jumpman. I am evil Jumpman. I am evil Jumpman. I am evil Jumpman.

Marvellous!

here is a good one

I\'m content with the single crackola thank you!- Dennis leary  Heck if I can remeber the beginning of it tho........

Here is one....

"He who eats corn, has dookie with corn."


hahahahahahahaha. Now that is CORNY. hahahahahahah

SPPOOOOONNNN!!
SPEAK, TALK TO ME!!!

You gotta love the tick.

i like mine but its only there to prove a point for a short while

soon it will be gone forever and replaced by something else thats new and zany

heres a few bad ones
To me, clowns aren\'t funny. In fact, they\'re kind of scary. I\'ve wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad

When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man