ok here in Scoland we have an small element of our popuation who are classed NED\'s.
they are usually about from the age between 10 and 40 and love dressing in kappa gear. their greeting is "alright Mucker!" which stand for all right friend !.
infact here is a quick profile of them.
Alingment = could be classed as Evil if they had any brains
Out look on life = drink cheep drink , start lots of fights and scars are cool
Fav past times= Collecting from the Dole (welfare) , drinking, fighting , stealing and even more fighing.
Ned to english sayings.
NED = English
Mucker = mate
Bam = not a mate
Heid = Head
Mad Rocket = You crasy fool
hammer = hit you
buckfast = their fav drink (cheap tonic wine)
Ok so now you get the picture you can now get your self your every own ned name from the below site, remember if you don\'t know what your ned name stands for post it and ill translate it for you
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Click here to find out your ned name it\'s the home page of Chewing the Fat a very funny Scottish comedy programme that takes the piss out of ned\'s as well as some other stuff.