Are we goin\' to fix toilets and other plumbing problems while saving a princess? What?
Damnit. I\'m confused.
Come on, Mario has always been the ARCADE version of the REAL THING. You know, you don\'t actually shoot fireballs from your fingers, that\'s purely an arcade aspect of the game. You really shoot them out of your butt. Haven\'t you ever seen the job description for a fat italian plumber?
Requirement
Little to no education at all
Knowledge of green piped waste systems
Mushroom and flower eaters will be hired on site
You will need to purchase a golden cape as well as a pair of blue overalls
Muilation of a raccoon is required and its tail removed and placed upon the small of your back
You must be able to carry large vegetables as well as large blocks
Destroying bricks with your skull is covered by our health insurance plan
You will be paid with pennies that you locate on the job site
Growing and shrinking will be perfored upon the consumption of our "special" mushrooms