I\'m going to puke

[videoholic]

My dog has started pissing in the house right next to my computer.  I want to scream.  I can\'t breath.  This sucks.  I have to go beat him.



Overheard at Vids house....
"Can you Please Freaking Pee Outside!!!  That\'s all I Freaking Ask!!!!  I feed you.  I pet you.  I buy you toys.  You freaking suck.  This is the thanks I get!!  You piss by my chair!!!  I hate you I hate you!!!"

What my dog Stanley Hears....
".........................................................toys.............................."

Originally posted by Videoholic
What my dog Stanley Hears....
".........................................................toys.............................."

roflmao:laughing:

man thats funny....... o ya,... that must suck, i hate any kind of excretion  and im sure everyone  else does too..... except maybe milk.... milk is good....

".....toys..." ahahaha omg my dogs are the same way... tahts rite... DOG SSSSSSSSS ..... they are madd fun though..

Weltall: You two stop running away! It\'s time to bathe you guys! Get over here or no food for a week!

Weltall\'s Dog Rush: Hmm, perhaps it would be most beneficial to my immediate comfort and well-being if I were to suffer the shame of bathing for a mere 20 minutes.

Weltall\'s Dog Howard: ......duh...i like pork chops........

Originally posted by Weltall
Weltall: You two stop running away! It\'s time to bathe you guys! Get over here or no food for a week!

Weltall\'s Dog Rush: Hmm, perhaps it would be most beneficial to my immediate comfort and well-being if I were to suffer the shame of bathing for a mere 20 minutes.

Weltall\'s Dog Howard: ......duh...i like pork chops........

sounds like your dogs have what we  like to call " pinky and the brain" syndrome.

do they show any  signs of having the urge to take over the world?

Originally posted by ps2gamer_59


sounds like your dogs have what we  like to call " pinky and the brain" syndrome.

do they show any  signs of having the urge to take over the world?

To whom is this "we" you are referring to?

You can substitute the word "child" for "dog" in any of those stories and they will still hold true:

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"Can you Please Freaking Pee Outside!!! That\'s all I Freaking Ask!!!! I feed you. I pet you. I buy you toys. You freaking suck. This is the thanks I get!! You piss by my chair!!! I hate you I hate you!!!"

What my CHILD Stanley Hears....
".........................................................toys.............................."

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Weltall: You two stop running away! It\'s time to bathe you guys! Get over here or no food for a week!

Weltall\'s CHILD Rush: Hmm, perhaps it would be most beneficial to my immediate comfort and well-being if I were to suffer the shame of bathing for a mere 20 minutes.

Weltall\'s CHILD Howard: ......duh...i like pork chops........

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But seriously, ps2gamer_59, who is this "we?"

Originally posted by Troglodyte
But seriously, ps2gamer_59, who is this "we?"

Um, we is just a generalization (sp?). He\'s talking about people in general (yes, I know he doesn\'t know what other people think, but it\'s just a saying ).

Dogs.

I can\'t live with them
But still I would want to live with them.

I loved my dog but he was pretty annoying from time to time. Especially when he peed on some important magazine.

Aggression.
It is a beautiful word.

Originally posted by Samwise
Um, we is just a generalization (sp?). He\'s talking about people in general (yes, I know he doesn\'t know what other people think, but it\'s just a saying ).

I know, but he could have said something of the line of:

That\'s what we elite of the Waner Brothers psychology group call "Pinky and the Brain syndrome."

Im just messin\' with him.  

:clown:

I have a potty mouth.

[videoholic]

UPDATE!!!!!!!!

Preface:
Dog sleeps in our room.  We have a dog door that goes outside.  If he gets up then usually it\'s to go outside the dog door, so I hear that.



Last night:
I heard Stanley (The Dog) claw at the bedroom door and he went out to the kitchen.  I sat there at the door and watched him eat without him knowing.  He then proceeded to walk over to my computer area.  I saw him begin to squat and I made my move.  You have never seen a dog so scared in his life.  He hightailed it to his kennel which we leave right next to the dog door.  I then propped the kennel up to the dog door so the only place he could go was outside.  

That little bastard.

Respect my Authority!!!!

kick it in the spuds j/k

Originally posted by Samwise
Um, we is just a generalization (sp?). He\'s talking about people in general (yes, I know he doesn\'t know what other people think, but it\'s just a saying ).

exactly, sure i could have thought up something smart , but....... well you know.....i think the word is LAZY

Me talking to my GermanShepard

EmperorRob: Taz, that is the neighbor\'s cat; don\'t kill it.

Taz: F*ck that, he is mine.

[nO-One]

For my dogs it goes something like this

Me: OK see the bad cat,go get him.
Dog: Fu*k that,give me food,then I\'ll think about it.

Then my other dog who is incredibly stupid it would be something like that

Me: Hey see that cat,go get him
The other dog: *he wouldn\'t actually say anything since he\'s a dog,and a stupid one at that,he would just end up running all over the place in search for nothing*