my fav quotes from that hilarious article:
I honestly think Konami stopped making up excuses for new Castlevania games."
Dracula doesn’t actually die, he just goes on vacation. A few years later, he returns with a tropical vengeance! No, wait, better still -- he does die, but a loyal follower (without the necessary incense to resurrect him) takes his corpse to the Bahamas, slaps some sunglasses on his glazed-over dead guy eyes, and pretends he is still alive, using the Count as a scapegoat for island mischief!
I was drinking some sprite at the bold part and it went all over the place!

Simple humour always gets me.

Here\'s something to make you laugh(Zelda:lttp related)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/content.php?id=25945