Some far more interesting reading.. REVIEWS:
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#1
Say it ain\'t so, Mariah! Tell me that isn\'t you giving one of history\'s worst performances up on that screen, tell me it\'s some freaky clone or something! There just aren\'t enough bad words I can use to describe this movie. It\'s completely deplorable, and I am worse off physically and emotionally for having sat through it. Oh, does my girlfriend owe me...please, do yourself a favor and avoid this movie like the plague it is.
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#2
Well, while I wanted to go see O, my g/f dragged me to Glitter. And after what seemed like an eternity to say the least, I was bitter. Why, do you ask. A)Mariah Carey couldn\'t act her way through a second grade school play,
The movie is basically all about her real life, if I wanted that kind of info I would have set my VCR for when there was an A&E biography on her and C)this script is as compelling and interesting as watching the dust grow on my computer screen. If you want to see how to not to make money on a movie well this one is right up your alley. I could go on and on about all the horrible things this movie has to offer, but instead Ill just sum it up by saying after I saw this movie, another one came to mind, 10 Things I Hate About You.
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#3
Glitter is possibly a "waste of time" movie.
To sum this movie up in a sentence, "No one can act, not even Mariah Carey." Contains Spoilers This movie is so predictable that any child aged 4 to 10 could write a better story than this one, I remember sitting in the theater and watching Mariah Carey in skimpy outfits and beautiful gowns saying to myself, "I know what is going to happen next, she is going to fall in love with this guy, he\'s going to cheat on her, she won\'t believe in her talent, and all of a sudden a guardian angel will tell her that she has great talent, and she lives to be a great singer, big deal."
The story is the least of the humiliation, it\'s the acting. It\'s like watching KISS: Kiss meets the Phantom in the Amusement Park\'s acting mixed with Spiceworld\'s story.
Every five minutes you\'re hearing the shrieking sounds of a High-C from Mariah Carey, by the time you leave the theater your ears are bleeding.
Mariah Carey had great talent in the past, but I think her movie and her music career went with her.....
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#4
Mariah Carey should clear some shelf space for her first Razzie for this vanity project gone awfully wrong. "Glitter" has got to be the most pathetic, inept, silly piece of cinematic trash to ever disgrace screens.
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#5
Wow! Glitter has to be the most enjoyable movie-going experience that I\'ve had in a long time. Of course, the fact that I had quite a few drinks before I watched this stinker made the ride more bearable.
First, I\'d like to say sorry to all those Mariah Carey fans out there. At least she\'ll have her recording career to fall back (maybe). Second, I have nothing personal against Mariah. I\'m sure she\'s a great person once you get to know her, but Glitter has got to be the most f**king ridiculous movie I\'ve ever seen.
Come on!!! Who at 20th Century Fox green-lighted this turd? This flick sets new standards for film incompetence. The acting (what little of it there is) falls to capture any genuine emotion, and the script offers us nothing in the way of believable characters or dialogue (not to mention the occasional plot absurdity - you\'ll know them when you see them) Director Vondie Curtis-Hall tries to give the movie some glossy production value, perhaps to take your mind off the fact that Mariah can\'t act, but he fails, allowing editor Jeff Freeman to go insane in his use of aerial shots of NY (including a shot of the WTC towers, which will probably be the only thing in this flick that will generate any honest reaction from the audience) and some bizarre editing in certain scenes that I suppose was done to give the movie some "style". Oops! That didn\'t work!
What else is there to say about this flick? I knew walking in that this was going to be a bad movie. That\'s why I got a couple of drinks before the movie to enhance my "Mariah experience", but this movie pulled the rug out from under me. It was actually worse than I thought it would be. I actually started feeling sorry for Mariah that she was in this! She\'s a talented singer, but for God\'s sake, can somebody please talk some sense into her when, and if, she decides to do another film!
So, what are you waiting for? Get some friends together, get sloshed, and catch this little "gem" while you still can. I\'m guessing it won\'t be around for long!
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There are plenty more where these came from...... I can\'t wait to see it!!!!!
