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Where is the cheese?

lothes hanger antennas don\'t work.
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op, soda, coke.
2 (13.3%)
indows are funny because their not red.
6 (40%)
ude, there\'s my car!
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Offline Bobs_Hardware

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« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2001, 07:17:55 PM »
song???  watchu talkin\' \'bout???  are you saying my random outburss of insanity (which are quite frequent IRL) are stolen from elsewhere???  ill have you know, that came from the noggin\', of bobs_hardware

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« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2001, 07:24:49 PM »
Guest_deadlydave: hi baby]
bobobo920: hi cutie
Guest_deadlydave: asl
bobobo920: 15/f/KY
bobobo920: big boobs
Guest_deadlydave: good
Guest_deadlydave: 21m hous
bobobo920: so...
bobobo920: baby?
bobobo920: ever go to mcdonalds?
bobobo920: i work there
bobobo920: i make the flapjacks
Guest_deadlydave: no
bobobo920: want some flapjackers?
bobobo920: baby?
bobobo920: how bout waffle house?
Guest_deadlydave: sure
bobobo920: mmmm... grits
bobobo920: rhymes with t*ts
bobobo920: of which i have 2
bobobo920: big ones
Guest_deadlydave: lets get in on i mean off
bobobo920: get on it big daddy
bobobo920: are u really deadly?
Guest_deadlydave: for sure baby
bobobo920: with what?
Guest_deadlydave: my c*ck
bobobo920: your c*ck-a-doodle-doo?
Guest_deadlydave: yep
bobobo920: aww yeahhhh!!!!
bobobo920: so...
Guest_deadlydave: so take ur clothes off
bobobo920: what r u gonna do wit it?
Guest_deadlydave: f*ck u hard
bobobo920: theyve been off hot stuff
bobobo920: you know..
bobobo920: im only 15...
bobobo920: want my pic?
Guest_deadlydave: so dont u want it
bobobo920: yup
Guest_deadlydave: well hope on
bobobo920: i wanna slurp your...
bobobo920: comin down from the silo...
Guest_deadlydave: k baby
bobobo920:
Guest_deadlydave: oohhh yes
Guest_deadlydave: im licking u too
bobobo920: YEE HAAAAAA!!!!!
bobobo920: so...
Guest_deadlydave: faster and faster
bobobo920: back 2 mcdonalds
Guest_deadlydave: in out
bobobo920: you really never go?
bobobo920: in out, eh?
bobobo920: FLAPJACKERS!!!!!!
bobobo920: imean "oh yeah, baby. pump it!"
bobobo920: sorry, iget distracted when i think about mcdonalds
Guest_deadlydave: im f*cking you now
bobobo920: cause i work there
bobobo920: u r?
bobobo920: whats "f*cking"
bobobo920: ill ask my daddy
bobobo920: hold on...
bobobo920: WHO THE F*CK IS THIS?
bobobo920: MY DAUGHTER IS ONLY 15!
bobobo920: IM HAVING THE FBI TRACK YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
bobobo920: YOU DIRTY SON OF A B*TCH!
bobobo920: SHE WORKS AT MCDONALDS FOR CHRIST SAKESW!
bobobo920: SHE MAKES THE FLAPJACKS!
bobobo920: oh, im sorry
bobobo920: as long as i s*ck off my daddy ican still talk to u
bobobo920: so...
Guest_deadlydave: bye
bobobo920: baby?
bobobo920: what?
Guest_deadlydave: dont be stupid
bobobo920: i still want your d*ng-a-linger
bobobo920: ill wrap a flapjacker around it!
bobobo920: i swear to god!
bobobo920: syrup and all!
bobobo920: im wearing a cheerleader outfit!
Guest_deadlydave: not in the mood now
bobobo920: with a mcdonalds visor!
bobobo920: i want your chicken mcnugget!
bobobo920: oh well, daddys making me get off the pooter now, so thanks for leaving me all horny.
bobobo920: jerk.
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« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2001, 07:26:09 PM »
copying and pasting is cheating...
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« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2001, 08:51:04 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2001, 09:09:26 PM »
oh santa claus, why do you cry?
Is it because i poked you in the eye?
Crazy nightmare sends new jersey nowhere
How now brown beaurocrat.  If you see John Johnson walking flucking bana, try my bin on for pants you want to go my laughter and air conditioner cause you like the rabbi who flucking lawnmower wear my coat. Sister act 3 is mine for the taking.  Who man chew?  The bubblegum blue.  You flee the scene.  I want the fruitday courier.  Mail of chunky bits.  Who stole my TV Guide.  Its a cheese grater from norway.  Pubes are criospy and in eyes.  Ouch.  I can only see a horrible rainbow.  My suspenders are sticky with boots and reptillian ape doorss.  Zebra boots for doodles noodlesspaceship villainess.  Sexy mamma is a graveporcupine.  Tits.  Nipple.  Gumtree or sex


Are you suggesting?  Me!?  Eat pineapples, die pro-ratial bottoms.  I hope, i wish upon a star, mother flucking chocolate bar.  Its the good ship Lollypog, chicken kaboodle.  Stroke my two stroke lawnmower.  Japanese crispies fry my free radical gazundheits

Theres no african like Jesus three.  The sequal is indeed better than that  Arnie pant holder guy.  Cheese!  But!  I dont know what to write/type/ooze.  Please rog gentle on my spanish gallion.  Who wants Lionel Ritchie on my open day.

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« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2001, 03:38:00 AM »
Chicken.
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« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2001, 01:27:11 PM »
why the hell talk about this afterburner crap. the chicken noodle soop is grazing while te grasshoppers and the lcd\'s are talking.

the sandstorms are fun, while the f1 hits you from behind.
f-16 fly slower than my turtle at age 2 when it hits ****roaches and sings, you little hunnybumpkin. have a great little happy day rich spaniard. green grass mexican shoes trees arbol terodayctal french bread.

y tu?
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« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2001, 03:23:26 PM »
Powdered water is great. What do u mix it with though?
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« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2001, 03:31:06 PM »
dragon ball z is gay
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« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2001, 05:04:55 PM »
:eek: There is a f*cking number in my eye:eek:
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« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2001, 05:26:18 PM »
We all ran through the rain in the sewer and it smelled funny but i am pretty sure it was rain - some drops were hard though - i dont know what was up with that

well we got tired of running through the sewers and we all smelled bad - guess i got sweaty or something

anyway you know whats fun is tasting the rain drops - although some had nuts and corn but thats just something new to ass to the flavor i guess

anyway so we left the sewer and went to the market where they were selling these rats that had boogers coming out of there ass - i sat there and thought damn how does those boogers come out of its ass but then i looked at its nose and saw **** coming out so i figured its tubes were all twisted up - so in an effort to save the poor creature i tried to stick my hand down its throat but it wouldnt let my hand get in so i just kinda worked it in and what do you know it ate me - well anyway so i was inside of this twisted ass nose booger ****ing rat thinking, how the hell did i fit in hear and then i felt someone tap on my shoulder

i turned around and it was Wetall - he said he has been here for weeks and that the only ways out were in its ass but since the tubes were tied we couldnt fit through it - dang those tubes and all - so anyway we sat there and did nothing - couldnt think of anything to do but sit there - and then i thought up this way of escaping - so anyway i got out this toothpick that i was chewing on and started scrathing the rats thoart from inside and then bam it happened - i got coughed out of the rat - pretty crazy because i came out of its ass

anyway i have to cut this story short but the moral is dont get your tubes tied because it makes it hard to **** and stuff like that

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« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2001, 10:25:01 PM »
Beef.
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« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2001, 01:41:58 AM »
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« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2001, 02:06:55 AM »
How long can your fingers run?

I bet my fingers have the greatest stamina around here!

Piano-playing, boxing fingers. The most muscular fingers alive!

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« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2001, 03:09:53 AM »
I mean swollen \'naughty\' areas slathered in rich white wine sauce and littered with garlic croutons! Someone please help me, I lost one of my lice farms that was growing on my scrotum. Did you check up Weltall\'s ass? I hear that a lot of things end up there. I found my lost puppy in Weltall\'s ass. All the scorpions from this point on shall be hereby known as the "BONSAI KITTIES"!



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