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Where is the cheese?

lothes hanger antennas don\'t work.
3 (20%)
op, soda, coke.
2 (13.3%)
indows are funny because their not red.
6 (40%)
ude, there\'s my car!
4 (26.7%)

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Offline IronFist
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« on: September 25, 2001, 12:58:26 PM »
The reason kids hate school so much is because motorcycles only have 4 doors.
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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2001, 01:43:00 PM »
tin foil antenna\'s dont work either.

and do you know what else?

toaster ovens dont cook silly puddy very well.



Green Elephant Fireengine!!!!


hola!
IM BACK. you have a problem with that? get in the back.

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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2001, 02:53:21 PM »
Um...

Powdered...Toast...MAN!!!

...and this thread is really weird...

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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2001, 05:31:41 PM »
10 random thoughts

Random Thought #  1- sex
Random Thought #  2- women
Random Thought #  3- beer
Random Thought #  4- ass (female variety)
Random Thought #  5- atheism
Random Thought #  6- Bad Religion
Random Thought #  7- anime
Random Thought #  8- hentai
Random Thought #  9- Dragonball Z
Random Thought #10- Dragonball Z hentai
In so many ways we live to follow the sun
In so many ways we exalt and fail as one
In so many ways we want so bad to be done
In so many ways we show our pain in unison
Bad Religion - \"In So Many Ways\"

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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2001, 05:37:31 PM »
Those are for turtles.

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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2001, 05:45:17 PM »
my orange tastes like yours, only the clever was wet with the egyption lottery winners on the open road of life and poodle whiskey.  Why do good cards die and the not so good cereal boxes get to ingest my fridges testicluar penis butter.  Open the door, but dont let my keyboard daughter suck your third nipple, infested with laxatives and olympic medals.  Only firemen look like buttered toast.  Except the jelly is mouldy lampshades. Trees.  My Italian had an epiphany.  Wh does turds. Zed. Yummy yum in my column.  Three dollars and ill give you herpies from santas rhine stone cowboy.  Bed spread and pillows between slices of bread and colons taste beter than orange boot woman.  Cornucopia.  Why do diaries?

Suck my fred.  Why do antelopes doodle the dudley do right,  Call me a nazi!?  do nazi\'s wear condoms on their furry heads.  I dont, neither do giants.  Feet smell, poopie doesnt.  Your welcome, as the tripe trucks tickle the purple.  Kumquats to Spain are what humans are to dogs.  Savew that ozone layer umpire, he was safe.  Wave the canadian flag in Iraq, and a poo named Jacob the slut will fart on your brother.  Cliche apples are boring, oblong aliens pork my grandmother.  Man i need to trim my frosted pubes

sorry if it was a little...crude...but i took all the really bad stuff out.  Horsey, wah wah, widdle pop.

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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2001, 05:57:09 PM »
Dear Mom,

Life is tough here at camp. Do cats talk about fences and nightmares? Do I smell good? The dog got loose. When it comes to speakers, oh my tissue, put the cat away. Once I beat up an eskimo and he said "please don\'t take my penguins." The fan smells like cat food. I am a specialized wood thrower. Can I have my toothpick back? My spirokey broke. People throws boxes at me when I\'m naked. I like it when my nipples freeze.

Sincerely,
Raisen Man :hat:

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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2001, 05:58:58 PM »
If there were a god, why does my hair always look gay after I take a shower?
the earthquake hits the theater
but the operetta lingers
then the piano lid comes down
and breaks his ****ing fingers

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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2001, 06:01:25 PM »
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If there were a god, why does my hair always look gay after I take a shower?


maybe your hair is gay...and god looks down on things homosexual...watch out, it may start having some hair lovin\' with other guys\' hair...and those are knots you do not want to brush out

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« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2001, 06:13:32 PM »
I am so not going to be able to sleep tonight..
the earthquake hits the theater
but the operetta lingers
then the piano lid comes down
and breaks his ****ing fingers

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« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2001, 06:26:22 PM »
Mmmmm.  Hair love. :)

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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2001, 06:42:51 PM »
Solid Snake 88: (RADIO) Roger that.

w00t w00t!



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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2001, 06:44:20 PM »
cows eat grass and get ass - all day long
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« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2001, 06:47:19 PM »
92 KSJO rules!
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I\'d rather be gettin laid

any times a good time for a spliff

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« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2001, 07:15:24 PM »
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
my orange tastes like yours, only the clever was wet with the egyption lottery winners on the open road of life and poodle whiskey.  Why do good cards die and the not so good cereal boxes get to ingest my fridges testicluar penis butter.  Open the door, but dont let my keyboard daughter suck your third nipple, infested with laxatives and olympic medals.  Only firemen look like buttered toast.  Except the jelly is mouldy lampshades. Trees.  My Italian had an epiphany.  Wh does turds. Zed. Yummy yum in my column.  Three dollars and ill give you herpies from santas rhine stone cowboy.  Bed spread and pillows between slices of bread and colons taste beter than orange boot woman.  Cornucopia.  Why do diaries?

Suck my fred.  Why do antelopes doodle the dudley do right,  Call me a nazi!?  do nazi\'s wear condoms on their furry heads.  I dont, neither do giants.  Feet smell, poopie doesnt.  Your welcome, as the tripe trucks tickle the purple.  Kumquats to Spain are what humans are to dogs.  Savew that ozone layer umpire, he was safe.  Wave the canadian flag in Iraq, and a poo named Jacob the slut will fart on your brother.  Cliche apples are boring, oblong aliens pork my grandmother.  Man i need to trim my frosted pubes

sorry if it was a little...crude...but i took all the really bad stuff out.  Horsey, wah wah, widdle pop.


is that from a Dr. Octagon song or a Beck song?
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[PPPS:] I feel fantastic and I\'m still alive.
[FINAL THOUGHT:] While you\'re dying I\'ll be still alive.
[FINAL THOUGHT PS:] And when you\'re dead I will be still alive.

 

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