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Offline videoholic

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You have to love the Taliban.
« on: September 26, 2001, 11:11:56 AM »
Well, maybe not.  But they sure are fun to make fun of.

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« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2001, 11:27:10 AM »
.....or....

Let them show their faces.
Let them get jobs.
Let them walk down the street WITHOUT a MALE relative.
Let them wear make-up.
Let them get health care.
Let them speak (in courts especially).

Etc,etc....
sad.
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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2001, 12:32:24 PM »
:laughing:  that was pretty funny, but then again its pretty sad.:(
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Re: You have to love the Taliban.
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2001, 12:59:32 PM »
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Originally posted by Videoholic
Well, maybe not.  But they sure are fun to make fun of.
 



Yup :D They definitly are.
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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2001, 10:28:35 PM »
Gosh, I thought that that letter was to us, the Americans for a second. :laughing:


Damn, that was stupid joke. lol.
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2001, 02:14:41 AM »
or

We\'ll give your women a free mind
We\'ll give your women new clothes

Anyways, it\'s a pretty serious matter to make jokes about - or at least I\'m not laughing.

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« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2001, 02:16:14 AM »
The terrorists can strip me bare and rape me in the streets, but there\'s not a chance in hell they\'re taking away my sense of humor.

Funny thread.
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2001, 02:18:15 AM »
[ silently laughs - very silently so that nobody can hear ]

I bet some of the Talibans have made jokes like this of the opposite side, so let\'s just say this is a revenge ;)
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2001, 02:18:45 AM »
Yeah, huh-huh....college.


I don\'t get it.

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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2001, 02:19:14 AM »
That works too.

Too bad for them that we have all of teh funnee makars in the US. HAHAHHA
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2001, 02:29:18 AM »
Too bad that the Americans are able to make the jokes come true! :)

Bwa. Bwahaha.

Letter to the Taliban:

Dear mr. Taliban
If you won\'t surrender Osama bin Laden within 24 hours, we will not bomb you, but steal all your most beautiful women. Oh but we don\'t even have to steal them - we just come and invite them! We\'re pretty sure that they\'re happier here in the America, as they must have started to get pretty annoyed having no free will and husband with hundreds of other wives. Plus, all you look alike. Beard-heads! Towel-beards!

You have a strange philosophy there. If you can\'t handle it, you try to destroy it. Not that we all envy our rich neighbours and then shoot them and then wait them to get poor and enjoy about it. Not that we all don\'t see the great big family behind the money and not know that killing one doesn\'t mean killing all, and that the rest of the family is pretty p1ssed and ready to attack back. Not that we all think the revenge wouldn\'t be twice as hard. You stupid towel-people!

From: anonymous friend.
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2001, 03:26:28 AM »
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Originally posted by Darth Joyda
Too bad that the Americans are able to make the jokes come true! :)

Bwa. Bwahaha.

Letter to the Taliban:

Dear mr. Taliban
If you won\'t surrender Osama bin Laden within 24 hours, we will not bomb you, but steal all your most beautiful women. Oh but we don\'t even have to steal them - we just come and invite them! We\'re pretty sure that they\'re happier here in the America, as they must have started to get pretty annoyed having no free will and husband with hundreds of other wives. Plus, all you look alike. Beard-heads! Towel-beards!

You have a strange philosophy there. If you can\'t handle it, you try to destroy it. Not that we all envy our rich neighbours and then shoot them and then wait them to get poor and enjoy about it. Not that we all don\'t see the great big family behind the money and not know that killing one doesn\'t mean killing all, and that the rest of the family is pretty p1ssed and ready to attack back. Not that we all think the revenge wouldn\'t be twice as hard. You stupid towel-people!

From: anonymous friend.









WRONG. All the women there have long beards. And they like wrapping their heads with dirty cloth.
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2001, 03:41:24 AM »
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And they like wrapping their heads with dirty cloth.
What is it with you and dirty underwear... tsk tsk :D
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