Return of the Super Crazy Random Fun Thread!

Molasses in Texas sticks the opposite direction.




BTW, option 4 of the poll says, "It\'s the m o d\'s party and they can lock if they want to."

I mean swollen \'naughty\' areas slathered in rich white wine sauce and littered with garlic croutons! Someone please help me, I lost one of my lice farms that was growing on my scrotum. Did you check up Aaron\'s ass? I hear that a lot of things end up there. I found my lost puppy in Aaron\'s ass. All the scorpions from this point on shall be hereby known as the "BONSAI KITTIES"!



Richard Simmons: Hahah! NEVER IGNORE ME! SHAKE THOSE BODIES NOW! WHOEVER DELETED THIS THREAD, you suck my ass so hard I get a nose bleed. *takes off bra and lights it on fire* Fight for women\'s rights!!!!!! oh wait... no uh.... well crap , i gotta light something on fire... *grabs IronFist\'s pink panties and lights them on fire* Dog-pile on the faggot!!!!!!!! *wipes his ass with TeamXBox*



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*thinks*

Art = Porn

Porn = Woohoo!
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*Gabe Logan, Solid Snake, and James Bond simultaneously rape a live side of beef*

Sorry for the delay folks. You may continue with your regular viewing program.

Aw, please don\'t repost this. It got closed for a reason (let\'s call it random spam in lack of a better word). I let it go for a while, but this has .. got .. to .. die.