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Offline QuDDus
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« on: September 27, 2001, 08:58:13 AM »
I mean Ms cleo is everywhere on every channel pretending like she can see into your future. I mean somebody is calling Ms Cleo or she would not have the money to keep advertising everywhere.

And it cracks me up how MS Cleo claims to be "Keeping It Real"

And all she talks about is love. Forget love I want to know what is the local lottery going to be. Will MJ lead the Nba in scoring. Is Bin Laden going to have a stroke.

If these ppl are so real why don\'t they give out real information ppl want to know. And how come none of them predicted the WTC and pentagon attacks?

I say Ms cleo and all like her and false and to those on this board secretly out there calling Ms Cleo your better off going to Chinese restaurant and buying a 50cents fortune cookie. Because you will get just as much info from a cookie as you would get from Ms Cleo.
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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2001, 09:03:44 AM »
I think she\'s full of crap. She is just a love specialist IMO. Enough said from Titan.
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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2001, 09:06:06 AM »
I get @%#$^% e-mail\'s from Ms. Cleo.
If she was "true" she\'d know I don\'t want her crap!!!:evil:
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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2001, 09:10:58 AM »
About as real as pro wrestling.
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2001, 10:10:30 AM »
the only thing "real" about her is her huge azz :D
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2001, 11:48:02 AM »
[SIZE=8]CALL ME NOW FAR YER FREE READIN\'[/SIZE]
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« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2001, 11:51:31 AM »
I think the only thing real about Ms. Cleo is her jamacan accent.....HAHAHAHAHA.

And, if she is such a love specialist why is she "Ms." Cleo and not Mrs.?
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2001, 12:26:55 PM »
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Originally posted by Ghettomath
And, if she is such a love specialist why is she "Ms." Cleo and not Mrs.?


She\'s a Playa!!!
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2001, 06:56:41 PM »
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[SIZE=8]CALL ME NOW FAR YER FREE READIN\'[/SIZE]


HAHA ROB every time I hear that I crack up.
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2001, 07:00:59 PM »
don\'t you think that you should thank those people you make fun of, you should thank them for the hours they kept you laphing
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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2001, 05:02:14 AM »
[SIZE=8]WHO\'S DA SHORT GUY YOU HANGIN AROUND WIT\'?  DA ONE WITH NO MONEY[/SIZE]
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« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2001, 11:08:39 AM »
:laughing: She is definitley not real. All she does is listen to your problems and tells you what\'s going on. She knows the obvious. If someone calls, they need help because their boyfriends are cheating on them and need advice.
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« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2001, 01:57:21 PM »
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Originally posted by CygnusXI
I get @%#$^% e-mail\'s from Ms. Cleo.
If she was "true" she\'d know I don\'t want her crap!!!:evil:
MISS CLEO CALLED MY F*CKING HOUSE!!! HOW DID SHE GET MY NUMBER AND HOW DOES SHE KNOW MY NAME?!

BTW, I am dead up serious about this. Although it didn\'t sound like the same person saying my name it was definately Miss Cleo. That ish freaked me out.
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« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2001, 06:08:20 PM »
Your name and phone number are probably listed on the internet. It\'s either that or she\'s what she seems. Your phone number is probably listed somewhere.
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« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2001, 08:06:37 PM »
Miss Cleo is being sued by the Missouri State Attorney General for violating do-not-call laws.

In Arkansas and Missouri (and lots of other states) we have "do not call lists".  You pay a fee, around $50, to the State Attorney General and you are added to a list of people not to call or "spam" through US Mail or by phone.

Each violation, in Missouri, is $5000.  Her company is in some deep sh!t.  She\'s looking at around $75k+ in fines.
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