Well, my car almost got smashed today

Well, I was at the mall today with some friends right.  We were leaving and stuff.. As soon as I walked out of the mall, I saw a bunch of cops and mall security, plus a crowd of people. I was wondering what was happening since they were all around the place where I parked.

So, I walked to my spot, and on the way, I saw 3 cars smashed in from the rear! Man, that must suck. One policeman asked me if the first car was mine.. I was like "No, none of these cars are mine."... So I went along, and checked out my car. Phew, no damage.  There was a total of 4 cars smashed in from the back.. Mine was the 5th one down. Lucky eh?  The police said they were looking at a hit and run.  The thing I don\'t get is... How the heck did those cars get smashed so bad?  The guy or gal who did it, must have had one big ass truck.  I bet he drove away with a smashed in front. haha.

I was thinking though, it would have been good if my car got hit also.  The insurance would have covered everything and I would have gotten a new paint job, and probably a tint job also. I really need a paint job, cuz some bastard at school keyed my car last year. I sorta fixed it with some 5 dollar scratch remover from KMart.. Well, yeah. That\'s all.

Thank you for reading.

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Originally posted by serrano007
The guy or gal who did it, must have had one big ass truck.  I bet he drove away with a smashed in front. haha.
 

You question the gender?  

A) You are at a mall.  Brings the odds to 10:1 female.
Big truck.  3:1 male, but could be big redneck chick 4:1.


Add that up and I get 11:1 female.  Brunette, weighing around 220.  Rebel flag sticker on back next to the #3 sticker.

I would check the trailer parks in your area.

I should be a cop.  They would call me Mr. Stereotyper!!!

Well, obviously you did not know that I live on an island in the Pacific called Guam.

Chances are there are about 5 rednecks total on this island. The rest are probably just regular white people. And when I say the rest, I do not mean 50% of the island. There are about 150k people here, and probably 15% of em Caucasian.

Also, there are no trailer parks here... lol

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Crap.  I guess I can\'t be a detective in Guam....

wow, but i bet the dude had one of those ovesized grills that is made of rodiron..... you know what i mean? havent you seen the huge tricks with a big metal grille in front? they dont get touched........

With only 150,000 people on Guam, there can\'t be all that many cars there.  The cops could almost check every one, and find the one with a suspiciously smashed front end and paint scrapes.    What\'s the auto insurance like on Guam?  Car theft can\'t be too bad there - where would the thieves take your car?  You\'d probably see it around eventually, right?

Glad to hear you escaped danger

Well, there are many cars here.. And umm.. The cops would have a hard time finding a car with a suspiciously messed up front, because there are already many cars like that. We call \'em "Guam Bombs". lol.

And speaking of car theft, well.. There are a few cases.. But then the car is just recovered in some jungle.. That\'s all.

Originally posted by serrano007
And speaking of car theft, well.. There are a few cases.. But then the car is just recovered in some jungle.. That\'s all.

Monkeys steal your cars?

LOL, no monkeys here. At least in the wild. I have alot of classmates that look like \'em though.

I say jungle cuz this place is full of jungles. I could go to some jungle right now with a gun and come back with a wild pig in an hour. haha

LOL It must be nice. What´s exactly your island and city. I´m pretty curious, let me look for it in a map.

GUAM

Monkeys steal your cars?

      I KNEW IT! Its a big conspiracy that monkey that hide out in japan (the gang of monkeys known as JAPANESE SPIDER MONKEYS), steal cars, driver em into eachother then drop em off in the amazon! There trying to get the other monkeys arrested and then they will attack by making banana guns, putting them on top of cars and then shooting people with bananas going 100 mph! THERE EVIL!PURE EVIL! AND DID I MENTION THEY\'RE EVIL?


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