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ok this thread is for news storys that have been reported online or in papers that are too strange to be true

here is a very strange and disturbing story.

Taken from the Sun

Man finds willy in his drink
 
 
 
Fruity ... drink like one in which Juan found a willy
 
 
 
By MIKE JONES
A MAN got the shock of his life when he found a human penis in his drink.


Thirsty machine operator Juan Sanchez-Marchez, 41, was necking back the tasty fruit beverage when he made the horrific discovery in the opaque red liquid.

Stunned Juan called over 16-year-old son Manuel, who works with him in Commerce City, Colorado, and the pair then showed it to their boss.

According to the Rocky Mountain News, he told them it looked like a willy and cops were called in.

A local pathologist examined the offending object and confirmed that it was indeed a 3in segment of human penis which had been severed at the base.

Tests are now being carried out to determine the age of the member and to see it it was taken from a cadaver or a living person.

Cops are also probing possible links between the discovery and other body part "finds" in the area in which a head and part of a leg have been found but not identified.

 "It\'s a mystery," police spokeswoman Elaine Rowe said.

"We don\'t know if there is a crime involved. This could be a fraud, mutilation or attempted homicide."

Juan insists the bottle was sealed until he opened it.

"It\'s a very hard top to get off," he said.

And cops do not believe Juan put the penis in the bottle.

"He\'s a very credible witness," Ms Rowe said.

Juan bought five other bottles at the same time.

None of those were affected.

But supermarkets in the area have removed stocks of the drink from their shelves as a precaution.

Police spokeswoman Ms Rowe said the drink was dated at least a year ago and bottled at a plant in Pennsylvania.

"They said there was no way it could have occurred there," she said.

"It\'s a mystery where it came from and how it got into this bottle."

One thing\'s for certain though, it\'s a tale that some people might find hard to swallow.

 

[videoholic]

I heard about that on the radio the other day..

Wasn\'t mine!!!

The penis that is.  The radio is mine.  

Um, yeah.....

[Bobs_Hardware]

i just like the repeated use of the word "willy"  

I would have bursted into a hysteric laughter, before my instant death.

Poor guy. Both the willy-loser and willy-finder.

Bwaha. Bwahahahahahaha.

I can... not... stop!
*dies*

[nO-One]

I wonder if he\'ll get to keep it, I mean finders keepers

[Bobs_Hardware]

Originally posted by nO-One
I wonder if he\'ll get to keep it, I mean finders keepers

couldn\'t hurt to have a spare i guess....it\'d be a great party trick

"Hey, pull my finger, BOOYEAH!"

Very freaky!
:eek:

Bwhahaha  

[videoholic]

Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware


couldn\'t hurt to have a spare i guess....it\'d be a great party trick

"Hey, pull my finger, BOOYEAH!"

Cut it up and put it on the weenie tray for party snacks.

Just sit back and let the fun begin.:eek:

thatt wuz nastee

geez some of you guys are werid

i would just throw it away...

right after i tried to mess with my friends with it - hey i got something for ya - lol - be something right out of the south park movie

I wish I could meet some of you guys.

You guys always crack me up. It\'s always the old members

it was a  mold, not a penis

after being tested in a lab, like the one i was raised in, they concluded it was merely a mold

If you guys worked in a very secret lab like I do you wouldnt be laughing.  Little do you know what this "penis mold" is capable of, little do you know the power that exists within the willy.

[GmanJoe]

The Sun? Isn\'t that one of those tabloid papers?

For one thing, the penis story is fake. There is no way he could have poured out the liquor with with penis coz it would have clogged at the bottle neck.

This is where those urban legends come from. Soon, I\'ll be getting another email about buying a cactus full of baby spider story.

Originally posted by GmanJoe
The Sun? Isn\'t that one of those tabloid papers?

 

Damn your on to me , and the fact that i buy it is because of PAGE 3 :shy: :shy: :shy: .