[casino]
mm: Hey hey, Clyde, I realize we need the money, but I think you\'re goin a bit overboard on this GmanJoe pussy. We can\'t get money from dead people.
Clyde: Yeah, I getcha, but yunno, dis ere ****er is so ungrateful, the boys back home is so ****in generous to his ****ing ass, and he ****s all over us like we was some sheet of 5 ply ****in asswipe!
mm: I know, and I don\'t like it neither, but come on Clyde, the little bastard is so smallfry. I don\'t wanna be banned from this casino, and neither do you, you understand? Understand?
Clyde: Yeh, I hear ya, ya goddamn thievin Jew. But still, that ****er\'s askin to be waxed, I think I oughtta break his ****in legs just as a warnin to the little scumbag, till he puts up the ****in cash, yunno what I mean?
[/casino]
By the way, we need some "Shock the Money for $20" ads. Those things are delightfully entertaining.
(Note to mods: This was a parody of the movie "Casino", and none of the slurs were heartfelt. So don\'t delete this, it\'s funny.