CNN sending questions to Osama.. What would you ask?

[videoholic]

Here are the questions they sent:

? \'Your spokesman has praised the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks that killed thousands of innocent people and threatened to carry out more attacks involving planes and tall buildings. How can you and your followers advocate the killing of innocent people?\'

? \'What was your role and the role of the al Qaeda organization in the Sept. 11 attacks?\'

? \'What was your role and the role of your organization in the subsequent anthrax attacks in the United States?\'

? \'Did any of the Sept. 11 hijackers or their accomplices receive al Qaeda financial support or training at al Qaeda bases in Afghanistan, and was any other government or organization involved?\'

? \'In the past, you called on your followers to acquire weapons of mass destruction -- nuclear, chemical and biological weapons. Do you or your followers have any such weapons and, if so, will those weapons be used?\'

? \'The vast majority of Muslim and Arab leaders, including Muslim clerics and Yasser Arafat, say there is no justification in Islam for the terrorist attacks you advocate, and they have denounced you, your followers and your self-declared holy war. How do you respond to their criticism?\'
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Here is my first one:

? Where exactly will you be on the night of October 19th?  GPS coordinates would be greatly appreciated.
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What would you ask?

Mine would be, "Can you please open your legs?  I would like to kick you square in the nutsack."

? Do you like the smell of napalm in the morning ?

after we bomb your country, kill your forces, take over the taliban, and have you tied down with honey smeared  on your nuts next to a fire ant hill... would you like fries with that?

I wouldn\'t bother asking anything....cause he wouldn\'t be able to respond with his throat being all ripped out:evil:

CNN=:evil:

Wanna see a funny Usama flash!?

Click here then!
Oh yeah.. Almost forgot this one.. Even better!

Oh.. And Saddam got a SMS!

I was wondering if I could stay with you a couple of days?
Everybodys so angry at me and I really need a friend...
Yours: Usama Bin-Ladin

"Have you seen this rabbit?"



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[Titan]

Why are you so freaking crazy and how could you get kicked out of your own family?
"If you are so brave, then why are you such a chicken**** to have others to do your dirty work?"

Buahahahaha!  That\'s hilarious Fastson.
My favorite part is this:

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

Q: In your opinion, do Arabic women prefer circumcised or uncircumcised men?

Q: What is the proper number of toilet paper segments to use for a bowel movement?

Q:  What is the melting temperature of human skin?  We\'ll wait until you can speak from experience.

Are you gay?  Does your mom know you\'re gay?

My question is will CNN censor his response?
And show only certain parts of his answers....

If they do, then CNN is a puppet, worth sh!t all.

CNN = Special Interest fu@k faces


If they show everything, then maybe they will gain a bit
more credibility IMO.

If I were sending a letter to bin Laden?  I would ask....

? What is your affiliation with the Taliban?

? Under what circumstances will the demands of the U.S. nation be met?

? And don\'t be afraid to ingest the white powdery substance we\'ve included with this message.

-Eik