"Here, Micrsoft, could you make any bigger?"
"Maybe Bill gates will come and play Halo, if the frame-rate doesn\'t drop lower than his pants.."
"I\'ve got a handle on something Nintendo.."
"Is MArio to busy? Was he hanging out with the POWDERPUFF girl named Link?"
"Way to go Sony. I had another console that was hard to develop for, it was called Sega Saturn. That really worked out didn\'t.."
Some funny sh!t...Well, \'cept the Capcom tashing..