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Offline M4
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Songs that make you question the band\'s sanity
« on: October 22, 2001, 02:24:29 AM »
What songs make you think "Man, those guys are psychos!"?

I might post some in a bit :B
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« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2001, 02:43:02 AM »
Last Caress by the Mistfits.


easily the craziest song of all time.


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« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2001, 02:51:30 AM »
"Bugs" and "Hey, foxymophandlemama, thats me" by you guessed it, Pearl Jam.
Those are some weird songs
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« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2001, 03:04:56 AM »
what about that pearl jam song where you cant understand ANY of the lyrics, it might be Black or Yellow Ledbetter.


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« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2001, 04:52:07 AM »
Necropedophyle by Cannibal Corpse.

The sickest shyte ever, and the way the lyrics are written makes it look like adiary or something, which mekes it coole.....sicker.

Ohh heck, just about every song of Tomb of the Mutilated is sick, and good at the same time (it\'s my favourite Cannibal Corpse album :D)
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« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2001, 05:43:57 AM »
None really. (Maybe because I\'m already too messed up myself) ;)
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« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2001, 10:08:29 AM »
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what about that pearl jam song where you cant understand ANY of the lyrics, it might be Black or Yellow Ledbetter.


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You are probably thinking of Yellow Ledbetter, which is known for it\'s incomprehensible lyrics.  
I agree with Vulcan Raven though, Bugs is the craziest song I have ever heard.  Still love PJ though.

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« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2001, 11:22:24 AM »
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Necropedophyle by Cannibal Corpse.

The sickest shyte ever, and the way the lyrics are written makes it look like adiary or something, which mekes it coole.....sicker.

Ohh heck, just about every song of Tomb of the Mutilated is sick, and good at the same time (it\'s my favourite Cannibal Corpse album :D)


Right, but don`t you think the early Carcass lyrics come close ?
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« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2001, 07:40:56 PM »
Cradle of Filth\'s - Death Comes Ripping

plus there are some other crazy ones out there from cool bands that i cant think of
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« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2001, 09:20:46 PM »
Anything by They Might Be Giants.

Love the band, but, what the HELL??
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« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2001, 03:13:48 PM »
Beutiful People--Marlyn Manson.

In the words of Stan Marsh, " Dude this is pretty f****ked up right here."  

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« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2001, 05:43:31 PM »
While I already knew that my favorite group (RADIOHEAD) was nuts, when I finally saw the Knives Out video, it pushed them from nuts to either:
A) Totaly zonked out of their gourds.
B) Totaly artistic, beyond all human comprehension.

LINK TO THE VIDEO
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« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2001, 12:37:27 AM »
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Totaly artistic, beyond all human comprehension.


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« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2001, 11:01:31 AM »
Here\'s a sample from Hey Foxymophandlemama, thats me, by Pearl Jam

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My spanking... that\'s the only thing I want so much That\'s the only thing I want so much Why is that better than being hugged? Why is that better than being hugged? Because you get closer to the person... Closer to the person... Why is that better than being hugged? Because you get closer to the person... Closer to the person... Just like a person having sex feels cared for. We wanna be loved so we have sex together, And they feel loved about that. And this is the way it makes me feel... loved I want it... I dream about it... I think about it... I want it Just like a girl wants sex with a boy, you know?


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« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2001, 03:39:01 PM »
You think those lyrics are messed up?  Picuture these sung realllllly slow, so you can barely tell what they are:

PEARLY:
How\'d you get your teeth so pearly?
Dew-drop dentures
White-washed faces
She runs from the third world, crying

Vanilla (feel it crawl to me)
Milkshakes (crawl back again)
From Hard Rock (whatever you say)
Cafes (it won\'t go away)
That\'s where (I feel it crawl to me)
She got her (crawls back again)
Sweet tooth (it won\'t go away)
For white boys (whatever you say)

She runs from the third world, crying

Hurts me
Darling hurts me
Darling hurts me
Darling hurts me


Hee hee, or howabout BANANA CO. (also a great song):
Oh, Banana Co.
We really love you, and we need you
And oh, Banana Co.
We\'d really love to believe you

But everything\'s underground
We gotta dig it up somehow
Yeah, yeah

Oh, she said "No go"
She said she\'d like to, she\'s seen you
And oh, Banana Co.
She knows if you die then we all do

And everything\'s underground
We\'ve gotta dig it up somehow
Yeah, yeah

Everything\'s burning down
We gotta put it out somehow
Yeah, yeah
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