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Offline Terry Bogard
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Terriorist crap going down on the 31st??
« on: October 22, 2001, 02:39:48 PM »
Is it true, bin laden said something?
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« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2001, 03:12:34 PM »
Screw the 31st...  I\'m scared about the 28th!!!!
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Don\'t go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American\'s toilet bowls nd bite them when they are doing their business.  I usually don\'t send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who\'s drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true.
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« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2001, 03:23:01 PM »
That\'s scary. We don\'t know what he\'ll do. For all we know, he could put something in our Halloween Candy.
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« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2001, 03:28:21 PM »
ANTHRAX SNOWBALLS AND TWINKIES

GOD HELP US ALL
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« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2001, 03:43:58 PM »
hmmmmm, toilet you say...
I heard rumors that there might be an attack of Canadian Geese this winter... they fly south ... ;)
They have been on an Anthrax only diet, so beware the poopooo droppings on your cars !!!!
Don’t inhale !
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« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2001, 03:44:08 PM »
Yeah, my mom talked to someone on the internet who\'s sister went out with one of the highjackers. She said he told her to stay off commercial airlanes on the 11th and not to go in malls on haloween.

If they do something to the candy, Bush will go beserk. He really likes kids.
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« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2001, 03:47:18 PM »
Yeah, Bin Laden said, and I quote..  

"Let\'s put anthrax on the children\'s candy.  
Hey you, Mohamed..  Yeah, you...  
No, not you Muhamed....  You..  Over there.   With the brown hair..  Yeah, you..  
Go to Costco and buy all the candy.  
By lots of it.  
Don\'t let anyone notice you buying it though.
Where the fony big nose mustache glassess I gave you...  
Then sprinkle Anthrax all over the candy.  
Then wear a gas mask and body suit to pass out the candy.  
Kids will think it\'s just a costume.  
It will be funny.  
Hey, wear a mask with my face in the gas mask.  That will be hilarious!!!"
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Re: Terriorist crap going down on the 31st??
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2001, 03:57:49 PM »
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Originally posted by DaRkGaMeR
Is it true, bin laden said something?
Yeah he said "HABHABAHBHABLALBALBLABHABHA" and then he started sucking sand.
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« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2001, 04:28:40 PM »
FOr those of you who don\'t know the premise of this thread, there is another thread with the piece of crap email on it...

http://194.47.16.181/forums/showthread.php?threadid=15070
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« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2001, 04:34:03 PM »
I CAN\'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR IT AGIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! That\'s 4 Vid that I clicked on it. But now I\'m sending it to friends. In fact, I have it bookmarked to send it to my friends.
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« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2001, 05:02:50 PM »
I ROCK!!!
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« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2001, 09:26:43 PM »
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Yeah, my mom talked to someone on the internet who\'s sister went out with one of the highjackers. She said he told her to stay off commercial airlanes on the 11th and not to go in malls on haloween.


As urban legends often go...isn\'t it usually the sister of a friend that dates the maniac that leaves the hook on the cousin of a friend\'s uncle\'s nephew\'s car?
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« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2001, 11:04:39 PM »
I have heard this story told here and there. I would take it as a fakey, scitsophrenic way to just terrorize people. Nothing for real there.

This isn\'t the only forum speaking about this, however.

Just in case, I would stay out of Malls.
I would, if I\'d live in America, that is.
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« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2001, 02:57:38 AM »
Holy cow..  Maybe it\'s true.  I was on MSNBC and they are saying that the Mall of America in Minneapolis is putting up a warning and several other malls too. This is in regards to the "Don\'t go into the malls on Oct. 31st" scare...

http://www.msnbc.com/news/638169.asp
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« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2001, 03:15:52 AM »
GRRR... Videoholic.. I fell for it again.. :mad:

And what about the 31st??
Bah.. Just some Usama fans trying to scare people..
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