This Phantom strafed this airfield filled with enemy planes, the terrain looked photo realistic. Then it pulled up and got on this enemy fighter\'s 6 and shot it down with two guided missiles!
Then I paused it and said "No, it\'s just a video game."
Gonna take this and plug it into a TV at this bar near my house. This should fool all my drunk ass friends into believing an F-14 Tomcat crashed into the side of a mountain.

Ace Combat 4 is "da bomb".
Intentional pun
