(and naturally, I would have to answer this...)
First of all, if I woke up having a girlfriend, I\\d most likely get rid of her, PS2 or no PS2 involved.
But maybe you mean a girl friend. Tough call, but I\\d rather have a good female friend than a PS2, though the choice would be hard. (I still think male friends are the best.)
Anyways, I do understand the ignoring of female posters in this thread, because rarely would you meet a GUY who\\d make an ultimatum such as this
I for one would never say that to a partner (I would understand), it would be more likely for him to say it to me.