guy comes home from work to find his wife packing her bags. "What\'s wrong honey?" he sez. " I\'m leaving you. I\'m sick of never having any money. My girlfriend & I are moving to Las Vegas. We heard you can make $400.00 for a BJ there."
The guy starts packing his bags too.
"what are you doing?" his wife asks.
"I\'m coming with you. I wanna see you live on $800.00 a year."
ba-dump-ching!