I once had a hampster...............not any hampster................SUPER HAMPSTER!
"now gather roun\' the fire children and let me tell you of 1 hampster. "GUITAR SOLO" there once was a hampster, it was no normal hampster, it live in a vase about 16 ft above the ground. Now one day while I was out, this hampster climbed out of its vase, then it fell a good 16 ft"
KID: WOW!
HEY SHUT UP AND DONT INTERRUPT! It survived the fall my door was wide open it raced outside when it meet my not so friendly cat.
KID#2: Uh-OH
ME: "slaps the kid"
My hampster seemed in trouble just when I got home my cat right there and my hampster in the jaws of death. We quickly ran over my cat let it go. My hampster survived this inccodent without a scratch on it. "END GUITAR SOLO"
That\'s the story of Super hampster. This story is totally true except for when my cat doesnt have it. (but it\'s probally what happend) super hampster lived for about 3 more years then died of natural causes he was the "BEST" hampster ever!